but then again i just took a nap in a barrel

Something that the US and China do have in common is everybody pretending to work for ten hours a day at their jobs while playing predatory gacha games on their phones

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

We need the obnoxious atheists back. I know they engineered their own destruction by being annoying and pretentious, but it has become apparent how essential to the ecosystem they were. The religious fanatics have become too bold without their natural predators. Jesus wojaks would have been torn to shreds in 2011.

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

You're in her dms well i'm in my jammies. goodnight

youre gonna love this bro. its called settings

do not keep putting those two unfunny autistic faggots on my dash