studas cradle

I am Stu. This is my 5th life - ask me about my lives if you want. My ego is massive. I have no political beliefs because I hate all politics. I hate music; I only listen to whale calls and construction site sound effects. I have listened to every song ever made. I drink exclusively iced tea, kombucha and natural creek water. I am no religious man but I have seen God and The Devil. I have 19 partners and 26 children. I drive a go-kart. I know many spells. I have never eaten meat in this life. I am legally blind because they knew that my ability to see more colours than the average human eye made me too powerful. For most of my life, I grew up in a dingy dungeon. I am a friend of fish. I used to eat coins. I am wanted by the feds for the crimes I have committed. I’m not allowed unsupervised in Walmart. My cat likes Depeche Mode - he told me. One of my magnum opi of my art career is a drawing of Frank Zappa and Captain Beefheart freakin’. I have never drawn in any of my lives. Loyal ‘til the end. I’m the biggest Oregon Space Trail of Doom fan you’ll ever know. I love dairy and am very allergic to it.

hi im in a yearbook design idea drought and since we both use walsworth i thought id ask you. any mod design ideas? or any design elements or mods that stuck out to you when you were on yearbook staff? im kind of sick of doing the same copy, quote mod, photo package, cutout design over and over again. i tried to switch it up with some word clouds but im just feeling a little stuck rn and i already ravaged through walsworths inspiration page. thanks

oh my god youre back on tumblr. i just wanted to let you know you have saved my life by recommending oregon space trail of doom time is a mirror is my fave album ever now thank you for your service o7 i dont suppose you know if theyve ever published the lyrics anywhere? :')

I love your art, I wanna like them all but I don’t want to spam :(