gay little freak

That actually happened to me a couple hundred years ago

“strap-ons are heteronormative” try telling that to me and all the other butches and femmes who go outside.

a man could never lay pipe the way i do

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

"Oh, so should I care about not hurting men's feelings?" You should care about not hurting anyone's feelings. That's like pre-k shit. You're an adult, you should know that