mushrooms r weird

i can be a prettyboy handsomegirl don't even worry about it

@greensaint this feels youcore

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way. 

OP I think you fell into a Miraculous Ladybug episode

I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

They should invent…well, I don’t know. But probably something

the problem with "tumblr is dying add me on discord" is that posting on tumblr is like jovially walking down the street chatting to no one in particular and dming on discord is like having a sleepover conversation with one specific person both are good but theyre not substitutes

Tumblr is where I go to yell in the town square, and discord is where my friend pulls me aside to talk about what I just yelled in the town square.

How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane

If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people

NEVER LET YOURSELF BE STOPPED BY WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE IF YOU STARTED EARLIER!!!!! THE ONLY TIME WE HAVE IS NOW

@stardustedlyra

NEVER LET YOURSELF BE STOPPED BY WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE IF YOU STARTED EARLIER!!!!! THE ONLY TIME WE HAVE IS NOW

Attention everyone. This is completely irrelevant to anything, but I cooked a meal today, ate it, and it tasted good.

tumblr user nobodysdaydreams is winning today

Dude you cant even tie a bunch of bed sheets together to make a makeshift rope and descend from a window anymore

Thinking about how my grandfather used to sit behind me while I video-chatted with my girlfriend and he didn't understand "video calls" and told me that watching the same show all day would rot my brain. he said he could see this happening because of how happy and bouncy I got while I watching it

He complained to my father that I was becoming a lunatic because I would at times speak to the character on the screen

I think the most invested (negative) he got was when the character assembled furniture for two hours straight

The best part is that when he reported my deteriorating mental state to my father, my father wasn't aware I had a gf and thought he was referring to me animating. I was working on my thesis at the time so the logic cohered. so my father tried to explain the concept of animation (which my father also didn't fully understand) and why frames have to be drawn over and over. this one frame of a lady's face staring into the camera as she builds a home bar lowkey gaslighting my grandfather who then decided animation was making me insane

in your deranged grandfather's defense, i also absolutely hated the furniture assembly episode

also in your deranged grandfather’s defense, animation probably does make people insane

nepotism is when a slightly more popular mutual rbs one of your posts that you’d previously written off as a flop post

patronage is when you reblog one of your mutual's undeservedly ignored posts and then settle back in contentment when they get the deranged harassment from your unhinged and unwell hoard of followers that they deserve