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yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

everyone always talks about pop culture but what about jump culture. and what if you combined them...?

stop singing about romantic love start singing about jumping and popping at the same time

Momma...just jopped a man

what's so fascinating about jopping is that it starts out with this massive instrumental and then the first words are I don't even care

just being myshellf! #turtle

rocket pops and other popsicles have had a recent surge in popularity as a drink flavor but im fucking sick of it because NO ONE is putting a drop of popsicle stick wood extract in it. its fake as fuck if im not tasting the STICK

your laura palmer comparison was trite and unfounded

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)

I give it like 6 months until the steampunk jokes stop being ironic

You'll realize just how marvelous a contraption can be

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself