on may 14th 1839, let's all go to McDonald's and order the amnesia: the dark descent burger

the look on the worker's face will be a rictus of anguish

I saw somebody bring their Fallingstar Beast into the store. No collar or anything

grogu is actually a very interesting person. and the mandalorian wears a silver mask and looks cool. but i bet you didnt know that because you just want to be a hater about their movie they made together. you just want to hate it because it isn’t good. shame on you.

when i was a kid i loved audiobooks (still do) and i always wondered why i had to “check out” an audiobook online thru overdrive and latter libby for a limited time, since if they always had the digital copy of the audiobook there was nothing stopping them from just letting anyone have it, at any time, and for any length of time. i was a kid so assumed it was for some complicated reason that i didnt understand, instead of the uncomplicated and stupid as fuck reason that it’s like that so publishing companies can make money rofllll