-My Trash Here-

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

a gnome with a fork and knife is doing devil may cry combos to a berry tart

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

I fear a fresh wave of the plague

Them about the live action versions of their movies.

tomorrow im really gonna give it my nothing

Cannot express how disinterested I am in seeing traumatized characters "reconcile" with their canonically shitty parental figures.

I probably don't have to even say this but this has turned out to be the most "omg Blorbo from my shows" post I could have made. I have no idea who tf 90% of the people in the tags are but you're very passionate about them.

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

Introducing a Worldwide Day of Play for the internet will fix us

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time