-My Trash Here-

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

a gnome with a fork and knife is doing devil may cry combos to a berry tart

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

I fear a fresh wave of the plague

Them about the live action versions of their movies.

tomorrow im really gonna give it my nothing