Murderbot My Beloved

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

I'm a pacifist like institutionally but I'm absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don't believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

you can do this thing called hug me a lot and it'll pay off because of my soft

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

Sure everything is twice as expensive as 3 years ago but at least we also didn't beat covid