I'm actually Sonic the Hedgehog.

Imagine how bad that first post-nut clarity hits for a freshly married mormon

Love women who love the brine of life...Pickles, Olives, pickled jalapeños, sun-dried tomatoes, pickled ginger, pepperoncini, kimchi, pickled red onions

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

I'm very very glad that my knee-jerk, gut-feeling, primal-instinct reaction to seeing a Default Influencer is embarrassment. I think this saves me from a lot of bullshit.

To be clear ☝️, absolutely not gender-exclusive. Some broccoli-haired shirtless 23-year-old man on enough trenbolone to euthanize a different horse starts talking about how to be a high-value male and I start thinking instantly about how I'd have 4,000 slugs use me as a jungle-gym before I'd want this man within cootie-contagion distance of me.

Respect for my soldiers… she’s saving him… the hons…

what if we promised to keep living? would you do that for me? would you do that for yourself?

even if you're scared, just promise me tomorrow?

you made it and im so proud of you, I'll see you tomorrow?

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

stop reblogging this post without the art this is the only version that exists now