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me, at this point, despite the post I'm attaching this to: "oh god is it a slur or something"

the first time Hydaelyn talked to the researchers at the Antitower, it was through Calca and/or Brina, explicitly because they have blonde hair (same as Ryne, Minfilia, Argos)

furthermore, this would also imply Krile was born blonde and dyes her hair, the source of: * the discrepancy between her apparent brunette state and blonde original FFV Krile, and, * her lack of clarity when channeling compared with Minfilia -- Crystal Mom would like you to BELIEVE it's because she's getting weaker and/or it's just nebulously Krile's fault but no, it's just that she can only really connect with beings that are naturally and currently visibly blonde.

I'm imagining the second the architect slapped some blonde hair on the originally-bald Calca it started speaking, scaring the shit out of him, a reaction everyone else in the building had already had the first time he brought one out.