Pastrygeckos

@pastrygeckos

Adventures with reptiles, cats, chronic illness, cooking, and working with video games. Complete fucking idiot. Norwegian in Scotland.

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I uh. I think the watermelon broke her 😂

That really is a 404 error code right there.

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*gazes at you with my soulful wet eyes*

grandma bought me a junji ito sweater online while she was visiting, and it just arrived 😊 it's really comfy, and it glows in the dark >:3c

couple detail shots in the dark 👽

World’s most perfect little orb

pangur-and-grim

can he please chill??

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grandma bought me a junji ito sweater online while she was visiting, and it just arrived 😊 it's really comfy, and it glows in the dark >:3c

very sleepy boy

ppaarraassaauurroolloopphhuuss

a sleepy jelly bean<3

Scrimbled

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one-geck-to-rule-us-all

When the leaf doesn't hold you and you have to try to recover 🫠

they finally had fresh coot baby at the park, my favourite little wild and wet scrungle

#Eurasian coot #coot #waterfowl #baby bird #photo

I got Pinecone a desk lamp so she has a more inviting and professional space in which to conduct her lizness (lizard business).

oodles-of-reblogs

It is vitally important that I be informed of where you procured your little professionals desk lamp.

From a gashapon in Tokyo. Only the best and ¥500-est items for my Pinecone!

some lil post-superworm bleps

#bagel #bagel the gargoyle #gargoyle gecko #gecko #lizard #reptile #gif #blep #reptiblr

pangur-and-grim

HE ISN’T REAL!

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Birthday boy

Desert Spadefoot Toad (Notaden nichollsi), FUCKIN' STANCED!!!, family Limnodynastidae, Western Australia

photograph by Mick Fullerton

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