hmmm

how do i explain to non brazillians that theres a guy in the new season of a reality show who spent weeks rubbing his shirt in his girlfriends armpits just so he could sniff it while he was in the program. then started crying and this girl just pulls out the shirt for him to sniff and calm down. the last romantic on earth

The Getter is going to Get You type film

The Grabber

nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball

you just want to fuck my post pussy with your reblog penis

I love this shot of vegeta just absolutely weak and pissy with delusions of vengeance

Image to send to your girlmutuals.

Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-

You don’t know me

i’m building a database.

Here's my addition.

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup