It Isn't That Difficult To Lose Your Mind

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

You did it! You broke the unendingly cruel cycle of Samsara down to its bare essentials!

then i will want without desire for punishment...?

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma

madoka magica is sooo crazy imagine being in middle school and your crush dies and you’re so upset that you kickstart a time loop and repeat the same month 100 times over trying to stop her from dying but unwittingly you make her more and more important to the universe’s continuation (because you have effectively created 100 timelines that are dependent only on the survival of your crush) and therefore her death becomes more and more devastating to the world as a whole in every new timeline and finally your crush sacrifices her life willingly to become a god and you’re the only one who remembers her and this depresses you so much that you construct a whole imaginary universe where your crush is alive and you trap yourself and the souls of your friends inside it and then when you realize it’s Not Real, Actually, you pull your crush (who, again, is now god) down from heaven and become the literal actual devil

this is what middle school feels like, like emotionally, anyway

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests