now say something true and beautiful :)

every fucking day brother

brutalist phalloplasty #HisProletarianSlab

brutalist vaginoplasty #HerIronCurtains

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

My boss caught me watching this gif

WHY ARE ALL OF MY RECOMMENDATIONS FURRY PORN NOW???????????????????????????

Is this porn to you ?? ? ?

I think we can all agree on and appreciate the inherent eroticism of being slammed through drywall

Tooshay

mutuals can and should do this to me if they encounter me in suit

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

Lets work on healthy habits like not saying this

lets work on healthy habits like minding your own damn business

they only figured out what happened when they noticed it blushing and smoking a cigarette and saw my footprints in the sand running away

looks great!

for ten years there were letsplayers who would record video content of themselves playing videogames and edit it down into 10-20 minute videos which they would post on youtube and other video hosting websites, but mostly youtube. now we only wake up in a desecrated field choked with a miasmatic fog and columns of graves that stretches beyond the horizon

do NOT awawa at your former coworker who is messaging you on linkedin trying to help you get a job at his current company

its such a natural response that i've typed it out of habit and then deleted it like 6 times