now say something true and beautiful :)

the frontal lobe is a myth

wearing my steampunk cosplay to parent teacher night

Let's all run outside and start yelling and screaming and see if we can get people to panic. If everyone did this it would make a big difference

getting asked "penny for your thoughts" and its a yucky penny

it's almost a shame the universal translator doesn't translate qa'pla because imagine a bunch of gruff old alien warriors going "hooray!" like it's tough

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

gnome scientists have discovered how to split the atomberry

The invention of bombasticly berry flavors, and their death toll, based on this break through, ended up becoming gnome physicist Alberry Tinystein’s biggest regret in life.

upon hearing the term, “mushroom cloud,” many gnomes ran outside laughing and giggling with glee, only to be caught in the blast

nice wound. Could use some salt though

i'm a blogger. i blog

i'm a barker. i bark

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

she read on my text till I engage with it