now say something true and beautiful :)

happy 5000th time Ricky has locked himself in the bathroom

im training my ability

guys i'm not feeling well (←person who has never felt well a day in their life)

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army

my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

Is that a swarm of locust in your pants or are your dick and balls just heralding the end of days

ran out of things to run to or away from. what now

Cause problems

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

>…go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->