now say something true and beautiful :)

Who told you that

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

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that's arugula

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i wonder how many they'll need

i hesitate even to speculate

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

the annoying thing about weightlifting is that you have to lift weights that are a little too heavy for you if you want to get stronger. and you have to push yourself outside of your comfort zone in order to keep building muscle. fucked up.

thank god this same principle doesnt apply to any other skill you want to improve at! that would really suck.

i jerk off till my penis scrweam