I EAT THE POISON

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

i foand my boit suttufuhcut an’ it says oim fouah

at the bus stop showing a stranger the picture of the devil that I keep in my wallet

happy we’re just normal men wednesday

IT IS LITERALLY MONDAY

happy we’re just normal men wednesday monday

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

i have another hot take i think full grown adults who have to insert themselves into every media they consume and can’t enjoy things they can’t directly relate to are just deeply self obsessed but don’t think they’re capable of being self obsessed because of self esteem issues, when truthfully self hatred is a form of self obsession. being self centered doesn’t have to be narcissism, it can be severe self hatred too. it just means you think about yourself more than is healthy or normal. and i see that so fucking much on this website it actually is crazy

What if you were about to fight a guy and he starts talking to himself like “Sorry, but it looks like I won’t be needing to borrow your power for this one, kitsune spirit😏… I know you were hungry 😈”. Would you be scared

there's no way to say 'i would be happy if ally was not on future seasons of d20' without sounding like an irrational lunatic and i know, i Know i'm being an irrational lunatic, and it just makes me angrier.

final CCOD ep comes out this week and ally has spent the entire season going out of their way to piss me off specifically. HJ is a completely fine character and i like that ally and lou are taking advantage of the chemistry they have as actors to play two characters who are struggling with their relationship with each other. but lou plays lavonte as a serious character and allows the jokes to come up organically, whereas ally only occasionally inhabits HJ and prioritises making jokes for the table, then running those jokes into the ground. the capstone to all this is that ally clearly didn't read the rulebook and has been coming to the sessions lacking in basic knowledge about the mechanics and the setting, which unfortunately for me takes things from merely annoying to unforgivable. you can call me a grognard if you want but i think if you're being paid to play a game you have an obligation to read the fucking rulebook.