I EAT THE POISON

Humiliation victim gotta be one of the least funny gimmicks ever

It never ends

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

bleak falls barrow

hey

not in the mood today quincy

seriously.. read the mood quincy

sorry guys

guy at the gym innocent, unsuspecting, asked to join me for one of my workouts. i will smite his ruin across the mountaintop

before this workout i was a little worried the guy was gonna be underwhelmed by my workout. fortunately i got the intended reaction, i.e. halfway through he's sitting down, looking sick and asking how many more exercises we gotta do

i've been getting into joebox as an alternative to gamechanger and i like it because unlike gamechanger which must at all times foreground the Wholesomeness of the dropout tv identity joebox presents a version of gamechanger in which the host both doesn't receive appreciation or respect and doesn't deserve it.

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships