I EAT THE POISON

Reblog and put in the tags what you think of as “your” emoji(s)

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

i mean them

heartwarming 'geist-slices of unfiltered, unadulterated americana

also anything to go towards groceries would be very much appreciated too, my diet/appetite/digestion has been a big struggle lately as well as just not having enough food around. also really don’t wanna have to use rent to pay for basic necessities this fortnight and because i won’t be able to make up later. my vetpay is about to be maxed out at $1k and things are tight. i am trying to pay off medication on afterpay. would really like to stay on top of things where possible 💚 i understand it’s rough out there rn, so pls only donate if you can comfortably afford to do so, but if you can’t, reblogs also help 🫶

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK