I EAT THE POISON

“These ugly looking creatures”

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."

me þincþ hit þæt nu weorþ þis englisc eald

i should say im just asking for help with my phone bill which is $30. my court fees im not asking for help with

hai i got 2 days till my phone service ends first half of rent is due and i dont have it + court coming up in a few days im hella stressed if i could take care of my phone bill itd be a massive relief

my birthday was last month if that helps

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

he’s a virtuous pagan- you know him well- he’ll guide us on- this rap through hell!

You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

"he's trying to fuck the elf" is a great voice acting exercise. you can try out so many different tones and inflections and it's fun every time.