I EAT THE POISON

Reblog and put in the tags what you think of as “your” emoji(s)

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

i mean them

heartwarming 'geist-slices of unfiltered, unadulterated americana

also anything to go towards groceries would be very much appreciated too, my diet/appetite/digestion has been a big struggle lately as well as just not having enough food around. also really don’t wanna have to use rent to pay for basic necessities this fortnight and because i won’t be able to make up later. my vetpay is about to be maxed out at $1k and things are tight. i am trying to pay off medication on afterpay. would really like to stay on top of things where possible 💚 i understand it’s rough out there rn, so pls only donate if you can comfortably afford to do so, but if you can’t, reblogs also help 🫶

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

wait hold the fucking phone why is 'jellicles' an error but 'jellicle' is solid