I EAT THE POISON

3: yes my lady

Happy halloween everyone

Grumbling “Not this shit again” as a shadowy figure zipped around at the edges of his vision, elite commando Maj. Teddy “Sandman” Hawthorne confirmed Friday that he was sick of unseen assailants darting through the fog to quietly dispatch his team one by one. “Man, it really ticks me off when I deploy for a classified mission in low-visibility conditions only for a mysterious foe to play cat and mouse picking off my squad of hardened operators,” Hawthorne said as a stifled shout went up from somewhere behind him, with bystanders reporting that the commando then rolled his eyes in visible annoyance after discovering his radioman slumped against a tree stump with his neck snapped. Full Story

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

—specter of a largely fictitious critic

holy shit the portugese covers for the imperial radch trilogy are so cool... the colours! the style!! the way the edges of the covers form a pattern together!!!

there's so many good characters in Look Outside, but i really love this guy who got turned into a giant brain and offers to tell you about mental afflictions, but clarifies 'yeah everyone's always asking me about these cause i'm a big brain, but i don't know anything about them and just look up the answers on my phone'

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