I EAT THE POISON

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

it meant something to me! maybe that can be enough

ULTRAVIOLENCE. GREAT AND TERRIBLE AMBITIONS. GREED AND LUST AND HUNGER FAR BEYOND THE PETTY WANTS OF ANY PEASANT. THE SELF-ASSURED POISE AND COMPOSURE OF AN APEX PREDATOR. CAN SHE EVEN REALLY BE CALLED A PRINCESS WITHOUT THESE?

i fucking roll into the fucking weed barons house and his name is tayn’t and he fucking got a neck tattoo of a vagina and a gun and hes fucking like got a claws afixed to his finger and hes like “yo jfb youre my dog i just killed a guy want some pot” and im like ofc dog but while he isnt looking i grab fucking six thousand dollars and stuff thirty ounces of weeds in my jncos and he like lights up a blunt wrapped in gold for me and he tells me he wants to give me his ps4 and i say thank you but do you have any games for it and he says oh yeah heres bloodborne and dark souls 3 and i say thinanks

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product

the American 'cheese' slice was engineered by our best scientific minds (all borrowed from Germany ofc) to melt perfectly onto a burger and for nothing else. Its only purpose is to compliment the one true product of the American people. The hamburger. (also borrowed from Germany)

reeling a little at the implication that the Kraft Single was a product of operation paperclip