Damoiseau in Distress

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

i'm sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp

im no longer warning people about the sixties sfx in tos instead grabbing them by the shoulders and screaming there are aliens made of bubble wrap and latex and so much glitter. most of the episodes are blatantly filmed in southern california or three rotating sets featuring either pink orange or blue rocks. people jump off walls and pirouette when they get "punched". the ship beeps. a lot. too much for realism. spock goes into heat. dont worry about it. the point is there is no BUT. im not going to say "its very silly but its fun" ENOUGH! it's silly AND it's fun!!!!you will learn to love it all because when was the last time you looked at bubble wrap and a back garden and saw another world? remember how much fun it was? do you want to try again?!?!! do you want to play!!!!

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

kind of crazy no one has drawn the time traveler and the medieval peasant staring at the night sky with their bag of doritos

in 2014 there would have been shipping fanart

phineas and ferb heritage post

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[ID: screenshot of a tiktok showing the top of a person's head with their hand across their forehead overlaid with the text "Sorry for being a bitch earlier there were too many noises happening at the same time and I could feel my clothes"]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN