what a wonderful name for a wonderful experience

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

i think the next completely unfaithful reimagining of the persephone myth should be a Taken-style action adventure where demeter viciously fights her way through the underworld to rescue her daughter

we’ve made it sexy, we’ve made it romantic. now it’s time to give Demeter a shotgun

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

Was there ever any consensus about what she'd change her name to? I was thinking about it, and the funniest possible answer is she doesn't.

The post referenced up top calls her Panthera, which while I agree that not changing her name is the funniest possible answer, I do think Panthera is exactly the kind of name she would give herself, given that it objectively fucks.

atleast we have megan thee stallion. at the end of the day atleast we have her

seeing plushies of a character you like that you dont have and cant get will inspire feelings of greed and envy in you only described in ancient stories about gods smiting people into slugs for experiencing desire

it was a stroke of genius to give James T Kirk a bitchy flip phone in the 60's, truly amazing to watch him slam it shut like a pissed off socialite girl in 2000's teen shows

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months