what a wonderful name for a wonderful experience

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

you can't boil me it's july 17th

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

i think minimum wage should be 800 dollars an hour plus the drug of your choice

potato battery? no. potato usually fried by itself. potato starchy enough to go in oil without batter

Potato battery? no, it only threatened you, which is assault

yes. good. fried potato taste very good with a salt

me blogging

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

love the phrase “we’ve gotta get some food in you”. tickles my brain. it draws attention to the organ being a physical place but also fully addresses the person who needs food (“you”). Its very caring and sweet and also very funny and has the potential to be very somatic. Good phrase

women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .

what about non binary people

fuck i don’t know

oysters

Glad I’m genderfluid

We can eat anything we want!

you have to eat oysters