what a wonderful name for a wonderful experience

im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...

that's okay. you dont need to do that actually

i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

this is the most unhelpful post ever

do i look like a fucking faq to you

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

we have to hold the line on misandry not being real. it's getting scary out there

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Generally in favor of coyotes. Wolves, as well. Bobcats. That sort of thing.

In support of the humble varmint against all its various adversaries

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out