what a wonderful name for a wonderful experience

Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch

It's Called A Happy Trail Because It Makes Me Happy In Spite Of My Trials

americans be like dude learning to drive isnt that bad but they dont know youre in ireland sharing a lane with a horse who is a bad person. And the horse and the instructor are friends and he keeps dapping the horse up through the window. And the horse called you a bitch under his breath so quiet the driving instructor is trying to convince you that you must have misheard him but you didnt. and theres a roundabout coming up and the horse didnt indicate

[guy who genuinely fucking loathes himself voice] well on account of my charming and endearing nature. Of course

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

Fuck yeah. Fruit flavored muscle fibers.

everyone in the notes of last reblog calling cookie a "he" will die by my sword

not one person calling her "she" in the entirety of the notes ! what about cookie makes you think boy ! killing killing killing

cookie is a she/it demigirl and that is final.