what a wonderful name for a wonderful experience

maybe I’m greedy but I don’t want the tumblr sexyman poll to kill mitch mcconnell he’s already on the way out. I think we can dream bigger. what if it kills him

...stop saying vondom in the tags

Don't forget to take countraception

you gotta have vafe vex

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

My cow had a baby IF YOU CARE!!!!

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar

what’s sad is that the first person to fry an ant with a magnifying glass was probably just trying to look

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

and metal of body

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.