what a wonderful name for a wonderful experience

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

said "can you calm down or do you need a leash" to a horny guy and i instantly realized it worsened the situation

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

just discovered a new thing to be a hater about (people drawing characters as women’s hockey players but for SOME reason the jerseys are form-fitting and they seem to not be wearing any chest pad at all or normal hockey pants. and thus I am killing and biting and maiming.)

i love megan thee stallion because well i have eyes and ears and a working brain

really humiliating trying to write horror like they went into the creepy house and there was a creepy ghost and the creepy guy with a creepy knife and everything was very creepy are you scared yet and thats like literally not how suspense and tension actually work but like all u can do is say well maybe something else was creepy?