this is a very old story

Time for things to get worse before they get worse before they get worse before-

im thinking there is definitely a market for specific durable paints (like makeup for gargoyles) to color in hair like growths 🤔

slime monster corbeau

summer haircut

monster au where emmet is a zombie and ingo is a vampire!

Special issue! All about our lovely man on the chair!

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Emmet: "pucker up, big guy"

Adder, in disbelief : "oh, not going after Corbeau today are we? He not good enough for you anymore?"

Emmet, smugly: "Are you saying the man Corbeau chose to keep him safe isn't good enough?"

Corbeau: "Answer the question Adder."

(Congratulations Adder, ya played yourself)

summer haircut

Simon Grace Gay as fuck, statement.

I feel like he’s the type of guy to makes his family recipes that’s been passed down for generations, tried and true feel good food he grew up with: homemade pastas, stews, and best osso buck you’ve ever had. I also feel like adder cooking and feeding others is def his love language

I wanna celebrate on the anniversary but can’t remember when it is (＞人＜;)

“YOU’RE JOL-TICKING ME OFF

[angry Joltik face]”

It’s time for new powers shenanigans!

Or Ryalnd Grace very bad, not good, terrible day.

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