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Character has 2 PhDs: either they did a dual degree program and are braggy about it, had a life-changing experience after their first degree and pivoted their whole career, or they find the structure of being a PhD student, despite all its stress, more comfortable and familiar than the stress of finding a Real Job and have a very indulgent advisor.

Character has 3 PhDs: who keeps accepting them to PhD programs. Either this person needs psychological help or their department needs to be investigated for its academic standards. Probably both

Fucks the cup up and ruins it forever

Gets glass everywhere

Breaks the glass incorrigibly

Cuts you through several potential vectors

no

do i think it's kind of fucking crazy that as soon as rocky brings up his mate and how time already spent with a partner is never enough grace remembers the karaoke scene?

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

YES like they don't just start making Stratt a slasher villain in their radio dramas and plays, there's a significant portion of the population who are like "well okay Stratt is really scary but she's actually just misunderstood" and give her more of a Carrie treatment, and both groups have more than their fair share of parasocial relationships with Stratt.

i ran through all your veins i saw all of your visions

here's a preview just for you . mwah