Wenn mir noch ein Mensch sagt, dass ich als KÀnguru doch an solche Temperaturen gewöhnt sein sollte, hört ihr heut abend von mir in der Tagesschau.
Gut gebrĂŒllt Löwe... oder das wasauchimmer KĂ€ngurus tun.

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Wenn mir noch ein Mensch sagt, dass ich als KÀnguru doch an solche Temperaturen gewöhnt sein sollte, hört ihr heut abend von mir in der Tagesschau.
Gut gebrĂŒllt Löwe... oder das wasauchimmer KĂ€ngurus tun.

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Some Nights Tumblr Version.
Based off this post.
Lyrics:
Some nights, I stay up staring at my laptop
Some nights, I donât sleep at all
Some nights, I âm glad that my dash is never ending
Some nights, I wish I could log off
But I still stay up, I still read your posts
Oh Lord, Iâm still not sure why Iâm awake at four
What do I scroll for? What do I scroll for?
Most nights, I donât know anymoreâŠ
Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa oh oh
Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa oh oh
This is it, these are ship wars
What are we fighting for?
Why donât we read fanfic already?
I was never one to sleep at night - save that for those who have a life
Post twice as much and get half as many likes, but here feels come again
To stay for a while
But thatâs alright; I blog from in my bed tonight
I blog because Iâm wonderinâ just who I, who I, who I am
Oh, who am I? mmm⊠I have no life
Well, some nights, I wish that my dash would end
âCause I could use some friends for a change
And some nights, Iâm scared Iâll hit post limit again
Some nights, I always hit, I always hitâŠ
But I still stay up, I still read your posts
Oh Lord, Iâm still not sure why Iâm awake at four
What do I scroll for? What do I scroll for?
Most nights, I donât knowâŠÂ
So this is it? I sold my soul for this?
Left my social life for this? Or do I have no friends because of this?
(/awkward pause where I didnât know what to write/)
So log on.
Log on.
Log on,
OH LOG ON!
Well, that is it guys, that is all, scroll twelve pages down and Iâm bored again Ten years of this, and only bloggers understand Iâm not sticking âround with my folks downstairs; Sorry to leave, mom, I had ship pairs Iâm going to be forever alone, all dried up from my laptop brightness My heart is breaking for my OTP and the con that they call âloveâ âCuz when they look into each otherâs eyes⊠Man, you wouldnât believe the most amazing things that can come from⊠Some terrible writersâŠahhhâŠ
Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh oh
Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh oh
The other night, you wouldnât believe the fic I just read about my OTP
I wish it would update already
I wish youâd tag all of your stuff, man.
Why wonât you tag all of your stuff, man? ohâŠ
Iâm never logging off
Why would I ever log off Tumblr⊠oh âŠ
Oh, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh.
THIS IS THE TUMBLR ANTHEM
IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS YOU MIGHT AS WELL LOG OFF AND OR SHUT DOWN YOUR BLOG BECAUSE ALL OF TUMBLR HAS REJECTED YOU.
#witzig.
REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

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my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.
i literally love tumblr
i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life
wow! i was really hoping someone would organically reverse-engineer this and find that dash.
here are a few other "secret" dashboards:
Posts from your "crushes"
"What you missed" (will be empty if you already visit Tumblr every day)
"Trending"
these are all just taking existing feeds of content and putting them in a dashboard-like format... the "Stuff for you" tab/feed is the same idea.
I swear if the link in the original post is a virus I'll be so upset.
nope! i hovered over the link and this popped up on the bottom of the browser. here's all the links in order:
https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/blog_subscriptions
https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/crushes
https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/what_you_missed
https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/trending
https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/for_you
vid i stole off reddit and feel like i need everyone to watch
This is a really fantastic return to form for this genre of post. In recent years there's been less and less effort put into this vital aspect of internet culture, it's nice to see a return to the truly artisanal work of the late 00s.
Now THIS is what the internet exists for. I was LOCKED IN the whole time.
I am losing my shit right now
Another flea-market find. No, not the workcloathes.... the GLAM

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Find at the flea-market. Had to try it on.
Another one :-)
Was sorting through my Pics. Thought I looked good here. Never posted Pics of me on tumblr.... so here goes...
I am losing my shit right now
I mean the whole damn point of the Nativity story is that the supposed son of God (interpret Jesus how you fucking want, of course) was born to a couple of poor, exhausted peasants in the stable for the inn, and his first bed was a feeding trough for animals. That would nowadays be like a poor couple where the mother gives birth in a parking garage behind the motel because they couldnât find a better place and nobody else would take them in. Itâs a pretty gritty setting, and the idea is that God was reborn in some of the rock-bottom lowest circumstances. The only thing majestic was all the angels and shit, and of course motherly love
I get that a lot of the art portraying Madonna and Child as fabulously wealthy europeans in splendid robes and golden light was meant to glorify God + whichever nobility was sponsoring the artist, and while of course itâs genuinely beautiful art, it just always struck me as horribly missing the point, which is that the supposed son of God started in incredibly humble circumstances, among the kind of people that everyone else looks down on
âMassacre des Innocentsâ by Leon CogniĂ©t, 1824. Although the Feast of the Holy Innocents is in a couple of days time, this painting is still really relevant in that it portrays Mary as how She really was: a scared refugee mum, so fearful that Her son was going to be one of the Innocents killed by King Herod.
My new favorite mordern interpretation is this work, José y Maria by Everett Patterson (http://www.everettpatterson.com)
I had to look at this like FIVE TIMES to register all the layers of symbolism going into the piece by Patterson.Â
The hoodie as a veil.Â
Weisman cigarettes
Each of them is haloed by an advertisement sticker.Â
No Vacancy sign on the motel.Â
Dove sticker over Mariaâs head.Â
Neon sign with a star symbol also over Mariaâs head.Â
The crown over the âDaveâs City Motelâ sign. âNew Manger.â
The sign behind Joseâs elbow likely says âHerod.â
The wee little plant growing through the cracks at their feet.Â
Itâs like a New Testament âI Spy.â I love it!
Ugh.
New favorite interpretation of the nativity.Â
Ezekiel 34 15-16 on the phone
Good news sticker above José
Maria sitting on a donkey
Shepherd Watches advertisement in the newspaper
Gloria sticker on the payphone
from an exhibit of nativity sets in barcelona (2023), with jesus born next to atm machines (top), in a war-destroyed movie theater (middle), and in an alley (bottom, featuring graffiti saying âcoronavirusâ, âno human being is illegalâ, and the anarchist symbol)
@apocrypals
Reblogging to share art without inviting âactually it wasnât a stableâ correction discourse

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People with Penises: Foreskin?
Still have mine, want to keep it
Still have mine, want it removed
still have mine, completely indifferent
do not have mine but i wish i had it
do not have one, do not want one
do not have one, completely indifferent
i do not have a penis
revisiting an old poll ive been curious about. would appreciate some reblogs on this one bc im very curious
I said reblog this you lil shits
ok ok
I will reblog this every Christmas season Iâm on tumblr.
Itâs beginning to look a lot like shit scram
Oh my god
i discovered this configuration recently