Nerd Dutchess

grok, summarize the concert. grok, write them a poem. grok, play with the cats. grok, make a new friend. grok, fuck it up royally. grok, tell them sorry. grok, hold their hand. grok, say goodbye. grok, go to the funeral. grok, cry my guts out while they hold you. grok, watch the sun set. grok, walk into the woods. grok, look up at the stars. grok, wonder what's it all for. grok, forgive the ones who hurt me, and grok, start with myself. grok, keep going despite it all. be human for me. be human for me. be human for me.

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato’s day.

hate when people say something along the lines of "we must get along so well because you are/i am [some astrological sign]" to me. what are you fucking talking about. we get along because im fucking nice. a decision which i regret when you say shit like that

this post is a good rent lowering gunshot. in case anyone needs one of those

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

i love how this is always showing up on my dash entirely free of the context that the ood’s response to this question is ‘the beast shall rise from the pit and make war against god’

Oh that’s just how it is in retail

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

subpoena

tumblr

alcohol

war thunder forums

was discussing tumblr habits w somebody in a mutual discord server last night and they were so gobsmacked i like to ideally have 100+ posts in my queue at any given time 😭 how many do y’all have in your queue if you use it??

Ezekiel 34 15-16 on the phone

@apocrypals

Reblogging to share art without inviting “actually it wasn’t a stable” correction discourse

i would get out and VOTE

create a safe space for queer voices

engage in peaceful protest and boycott labubu for 1 day

I'm getting a job inside the labubu asteroid to help make change from within

snack before dinner gold medal winner. dinner before snack crazy snake attack