I like how French people get a little horny whenever they eat. When I look at food I also get boner petite.
THIS was the last straw???
See what??? My boner petite???
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I like how French people get a little horny whenever they eat. When I look at food I also get boner petite.
THIS was the last straw???
See what??? My boner petite???

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as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man
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the other thing about Internet dogpiling is that it is just not possible to think clearly during the acute stages. it’s so easy to criticize people for responding defensively or tactlessly to mass criticism but I cannot overstate the degree to which your brain becomes a rat in a trap. I think we do have to temporarily recalibrate our expectations in these circumstances and accept that they do not necessarily represent how that person responds to criticism. the skills for self-regulating and reacting to normal interpersonal criticism are not the same skills needed to respond to viral callouts.
(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,
inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.
can we focus on the gnome for a second
wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat
these are the people i have to share a highway with

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I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks
Lemme get a little sippy
saw this post & blacked out for 30 minutes & came back to awareness having had created this. the creative urge overtook me.
Big drinks are one of the few good things America made
Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.
sometimes the information people infodump… is wrong…
this is the other thing I find frustrating about infodumping “discourse” such as there is—it’s not a perfect transference of pure, unbiased data. we infodump because it feels good and fills an emotional/social need that can be difficult to articulate or meet in more conventional ways. but we are human actors subject to human shortcomings. characterizing a negative response to an infodump as inherently a disdain for receiving knowledge ignores the complex human factors at play—including the possibly that the information may be subjectively interpreted, biased, outdated, or even fully debunked since you acquired it. there’s a lot at play! not all of it is ableist and a lot of it can be improved upon if you keep in mind that every human including yourself is an unreliable narrator to a nonzero degree (and understood as such by everyone else).
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obsessed with this exchange in the replies
piss poor reading comprehension???? simply drink water and you will have an abundance of piss
piss rich reading comprehension
I'm flattered you say we piss on the rich
Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.
that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?
hey anon
please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation
Okay that would be a funny mistake, but it *does* imply Anon did do their research. So credit where credit is due.
I'm gonna be real with you: picking the top result from a google search, not questioning at all whether a for-profit organization with a vested interest in selling their reading programs is a trustworthy source, still immediately misreading your findings, and leaning heavily on US-centricism for their argument isn't the kind of research I'm giving a lot of credit for. that's like, D- work. barely engaged with the assignment.
The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.
Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.
No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.
Easy carb add on:
Cookie
Fruit (canned or fresh)
Chips
Piece of bread
Popcorn
Crackers
Easy protein add on:
Nuts
Spoonful of nut butter
Cheese
Roasted chickpea snacks
Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)
Small canned sausages or similar
Sugar in there.
I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.
I'm at a convention for the game of Go with a friend who is almost 84 years old, and he is constantly being accosted by elementary schoolers who want to play him because every year there is a prize for whoever plays a game with the biggest age difference between players.
So every time I go to look for him, I see this:
People in the tags pointing out that this is a great way to get communities to interact: you are extremely correct. There were a lot of kids at this year's go congress (many of them extremely strong players) and it's very funny to watch them roving in packs looking for old people to challenge. At one point when my friends and I were sitting in one of the side rooms, a trio of elementary schoolers marched in and shouted "IS ANYONE HERE OVER FIFTY?"
Presumably so that they could compete for the Elder Slayer award:

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Which
Hot Pockets
Pizza Rolls
Bagel Bites
Reblog so i may do statistics please.
@melhuman:
Hundreds of people saying "I thought this was an SNL skit" as if SNL has ever had a good political skit
VIDEO TRANSCRIPT:
MODERATOR LARRY ELDER: Should someone have to have a government-issued license to drive a car?
UNKNOWN MAN IN GREY SUIT: Hello no!
DARRYL PERRY: What's next, requiring a license to make TOAST in your own damn TOASTER?
[audience clapping and cheering]
GARY JOHNSON: A...license to drive? You know, I'd like to see some competency exhibited by people...before they drive... [cut off by a loud boo from the audience]
[audience continues booing, gets noticeably louder]