All About Guys

Pink shorts + perfect bubble butt = lethal combo. I’m not okay."

this isn’t a photo, it’s a public mating ritual.

that cake is looking for a donor, i’m pulling up

bro said he was coming to the store for protein powder but we all know he’s really here to get pregnant 😭

looking at his phone like he doesn’t know he’s backing up the biggest bussy in the locker room rn. bike jockstrap eatingggg

BIKE jockstrap doing the lord’s work framing that fat, juicy bubble butt. My mouth is watering.

He’s got the whole package: massive arms, hairy chest, dangerous beard… and then there’s the main event — that fat, muscular butt barely contained in tight fabric. I need to kneel.

Want to bury my face in those tits… and then suffocate between those cheeks.

Just one glance at that meaty, sculpted rear and my brain short-circuits. 

Absolute perfection. A thick, muscular bubble butt so round and firm and a big muscly guy to share it with

Every angle says “look again.”

If you’re staring, at least hit reblog.

He’s not just standing there — he’s presenting. 

he built the kind of ass that makes people lose their train of thought

grown-man build, soft face, stupidly perfect shape. evil combo

the waist to ass ratio is doing emotional damage

Look at that ass. Just look at it.