Better Together AND Married With Children

If a 'relationship' that appears to consist of one person's indifference, coldness, or outright aversion, and the other's pursuit of status, publicity, or money still strikes you as some great epic love story, then we are clearly looking at the same facts and reaching entirely different conclusions.

At that point, there is really nothing left for me to say except that I genuinely feel sorry for you.

Now run along, back to your own crowd, and stop wasting my time. Shoo.

Poheli Author. Lust Marked: The beginning of the End

Funny how badly the world wants these two to be a package deal that even the person running Parde Magazine’s social media couldn’t help but slip up today:

“… and Sam Heughan is asking the question we ALL want to ask.”

And all of this, of course, in the context of casting CMB in #TangledLiveAction.

Now, the article you’ll find at the link doesn’t actually contain a single word about the person known as Sam Heughan.

But honestly? Who cares?

Because apparently, the universe has already decided these two belong together.

Who are we to argue with the universe?

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Here's set of pics that were leading up to and after Ibiza. Hmmm, Sam on October 4, 2015 addressed Caitriona as Wifey in his birthday greeting to her. Initially I thought: "OMG! these 2 went and got married in Ibiza! (more on this later under comments about weddings in Ibiza)

Cait's IG about Loch Katrine:

SC banter pretending they were not in the same place:

Sam calling her Wifey on her birthday 2015:

Then there were these comments about weddings in Ibiza:

Sticking with the whole NDA topic, the photos of the Protagonists being secretly taken, and those very much not secretly taken photos with fans at airports, in restaurants, and on the street — I’m also thinking about all those photos that will never see the light of day.

Do you remember that May 2026 interview with Gold Derby?

At one point, CMB admits that she wore quite a few of her Season 8 shirts “in real life up until the show aired", and SRH — who, after all, officially lives a completely separate life from CMB — immediately and enthusiastically backs her up.

But now she “can’t wear them anymore”.

[And let’s not ignore that slightly panicked look CMB gives the camera. I suspect she realized she’d already gone too far and there was no way to steer the anecdote in a different direction.]

. . . What are your theories about why the Main Heroin can no longer wear her Season 8 shirts in public?

Could it be because she’s bound by an NDA? (An NDA that, apparently, didn’t bind her before the Season 8 premiere…)

Well, my theory is that it’s not so much that she CAN’T wear those shirts — she simply DOESN’T WANT TO. Because wearing those shirts could make her recognizable.

And without wearing anything recognizable, she can just quietly go about her life, completely unnoticed and blending into the background.

Which, however, explains a lot.

. . . As a postscript to my NDA post, I'd like to offer a little map. Specifically, a map showing the distance between Alicante (where Ciudad de la Luz Studios are located and where the CMB photo was tagged) and Girona (where the #TangledLiveAction set photos that leaked in early August were taken).

For additional convenience, I've marked Mallorca with a large red circle and an arrow.

I'd also like to point out that Europe offers several summer vacation destinations that are not, in fact, located in Spain.

That said, feel free to continue believing whatever sparks joy.

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P.S. One more geographical detail for the record: the bridge in the video is the Old Bridge of Besalú, roughly 40 km north of Girona.