Speculation, schmeculation
With every new batch of pics and reels making their way to various Instagram accounts - either friendly or mercantile-, speculation on what the hell happened at Rik Rankin's Scottish wedding is regularly revived.
Since the mildly (in)famous new wedding reel was just posted by @bat-cat-reader, may I suggest taking a closer look to that very fleeting moment C is seen dancing with Joey?
I think we all know who that gentleman on the left (background) is, by the way. Blame the fucking lens and even the blur, if you wish. This is not a speculative reflection and this picture is certainly not haunted, either. It is what it is and Joey Philips - this might come perhaps as a surprise to many immature women across the street - is as queer as a three-dollar bill:
Speaking of which, allow me to bring to the table a slightly different version of the Table Pic, another trusted friend sent me this afternoon, while I was still at the office:
What if that was not a spoon, but a sheet of paper? A menu, perhaps? One of those speeches intended to celebrate the bride & groom's personalities, people are so fond of hearing, at a wedding party?
Whatever it is, the most important thing is that Those Two seem very happy and chatty in their bubble. A very couply pose, while the other person, on the right chats with Crouched Lady, who definitely is a kind woman.
And yes, third-wheel vibes all the way.
PS: I am still 😅😅😅😅 at the person in Mordor who is adamant S brought/had a rendez-vous with destiny, just because the same young woman appeared on two pics in his proximity, at two different moments in time. Not sure about age, but I would bet - with all due respect - either 80 or 16. You never know, after all. Bless her 🖤.
Gracias a ti, siempre. Și mulțumesc mult, scumpo.
annaxmalina
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