Bee Happy

i didn’t believe u guys when u said high school aus become unreadable in adulthood but then i turned 18 and suddenly i’d rather die than read about these bitches failing math or something

here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)

this is literally what it was like assisting at a preschool 💀

world heritage post

Road trip who’s coming

One time I was in Argentina and I was so tired of trying to speak Spanish because I’m not very good at it lmao so I broke into exasperated English and the retail seller girl quickly understood me and engaged me in conversation. We talked for a while, she introduced me to a makeup brand, and then I decided to buy it. While she was packaging the purchase, she asked me if I were from the US or perhaps the UK and I just said “oh no I’m Brazilian hahah” and she looked me straight in the eyes and said, in clear Portuguese, “I’m Brazilian too”

When my dad went to China on a work trip, his Mandarin speaking wasn’t great but his listening was fine (his first language is Cantonese) and he encountered a German guy who had moved to China to work. My dad knew how to speak German because he studied it in university (but wasn’t great when it came to listening to new vocab he hadn’t studied before), and the German guy knew Mandarin because he lived and worked in China, so they had a conversation where my dad spoke to the German guy in German and the guy responded in Mandarin. I’m sure it confused a lot of their coworkers who just saw the Asian guy speaking German and the white guy speaking Mandarin.

Some years ago, I worked for a manufacturing company that had a service depot in China.  One of the engineers from the main office here in the US spent most of his time at the depot.  The problem was that he didn’t speak *any* of the various Chinese languages, and no one at the depot spoke any English. They all, however, spoke Spanish.

I have a French friend I met in Spain and I don’t speak any French and she speaks minimal English so we exclusively speak in Spanish and get just. The funniest looks

I was about to say “how do you know someone has done that unless it’s you, OP” but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college

No one gonna talk about how he called catholicism, Catholic canon

another classic hit from the people that lost verizon a billion dollaridoos

@fanotastic more worms

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

Peanut butter is gross wtf

There are 9 rat hairs in every jar of peanut butter just a fyi 🕵🏾

damn them rat hairs is scrumptious!!!

Decadent

i rediscovered the purpose of this site

Her belly is full and her heart unburdened by guilt. Perfect time for a nap.

Pure decadence