Of Gods And Monsters

This website makes me feel like I’m being waterboarded

man someone found out a DNS channel that lets u get any past mystery gift in pkmn games. we’re talking those items that let you encounter shaymin and darkrai in platinum… mew, celebi, shiny dogs in HGSS… victini, zoroark and weird event pokemon that were only distrubited to people who went to the 2013 pokemon world championships and shit its wild. they’re all considered legit by the games too. not really legit from a collectors POV but like… its fun to mess around w

wait which games are this relevant for

the DS ones: Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, HeartGold, Soulsilver, Black, White, Black 2 and White 2 should work. Different games have different events though (with some overlap). Also the event you get each time you connect to mystery gift is randomized so it might take a while if you want to try and get everything, it will pull up ones you’ve already got sometimes (and you can’t get duplicates)

holy FUCK

This is the funniest post I have ever read on Tumblr for so many…many reasons.

“Oh, your song slaps? That’s cute. This one amputates.”

if i had my soul it’d escaped at this

Opposite of the original song, no contagious dancing, only paralyzing fear.

We are exactly in the middle of 6/9/1969 and 6/9/2069

THIS ONLY WORKS TODAY

You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy

As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain

maze bean

#this joke has a high barrier to entry#like there is a specific person for whom it is funny#and it offers no satisfaction for the rest of the audience apart from it seeming surreal and disjointed#To appreciate this joke you must be able to recognize mitochondria.#you must also be familiar with a common phrase coined to describe them in the 1950s.#this phrase is commonly taught in American schools.#this phrase became popular on tumblr #in 2013#you must have been exposed to the resulting memes.#you must be able to complete the poem.#and then you must also appreciate Maze Bean #and you must find it all funny#we live in strange times #how do you translate this??? (via elodieunderglass)

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english