Natural Born Sinner & Ne'er-Do-Well

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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“why don’t lesbians who date masc women just date men?” Why don’t straight women who like men just date masc women?

"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

That’s why you should never accept the excuse “Well it was a different time.” They knew it was wrong. They always knew.

i do actually think it's crazy that employers get a say over shit like tattoos and piercings and we just let that happen

if you look cool as fuck you become unemployable

i think fat girls should walk around in crop tops booty shorts buzzcuts dyed hair piercings no bra killing and maiming all who stand in their way with weapons before sitting down for some yummy ice cream and so forth. it's the only way.

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true