Settlers of catan

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

did you seriously just allocate skill points mid conversation...? thats so rude...

okay well you've been save scumming this whole date so like....

*loads back to before you noticed*

I havent been posting because ive been working on a new type of seeking rocket launcher that automatically targets the nearest bright smile or naturally occuring heartfelt exchange

when i can’t talk my shit freely it feels like my organs are shutting down one by one

yessssss shame your past self for surviving the only way you knew how to at the time 😍😍😍

I fucked water

on may 14th 1839, let's all go to McDonald's and order the amnesia: the dark descent burger

the look on the worker's face will be a rictus of anguish