DEMOCRACY = DEM ALL CRACY

YE OLDE FANTASY BANK WORKER: So, you want 20,000 gold marks to open a tavern called "The Giggling Honeysuckle"?

it would probably move faster if your phone wasn't encased in green gelatin

the liberal media won’t trick me into removing my protective delicious gels

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

bongs at croydon

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

£3.50?

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

U a little girl. Signed, The taliban

everything is a reference when you're crazy

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me