universal rules of campaign 4:
everything is birds
everyone is 5’11
only teor is teor
you can’t prove there’s allegory in this
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universal rules of campaign 4:
everything is birds
everyone is 5’11
only teor is teor
you can’t prove there’s allegory in this

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I don’t get why Matt said that giant eagles don’t have a language, because written right in it’s stat block is this:
It’s because it’s actually the native language of this place:
Unanswered questions - Level 5 builds
Azune took a 4th level in Sorcerer: which feat/ASI?
Vaelus: what form does her Faithful Steed take?
Hal: 2 new spells?
Wic: 2 new spells?
Tyranny: only 1 new spell but TWO new invocations?!
Kattigan: hit points? 2nd level spell?
(I’m pretty sure everyone else either revealed everything that they had a choice about or haven’t hit level 5 yet.)
Discuss.
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Making this mostly for personal reference but it may be useful to others:
Leveled up in 4x27: Murray (gems), Tyranny (knife)
Leveled up in 4x28: Thaisha (Thjazi's grave/Calling the Corners)*, Wick (return of the prodigal son), Azune (Einfasen meeting), Vaelus (conversation with Hannan)
Leveled up in 4x29: Occtis (touching the veil), Hal (KoTher'ai), Thimble (protecting an ally so they can go forward into the Reaches), Kattigan (finds the sorcerer).
Still level 4 as of the end of 4x29: Bolaire, Teor, Julien
*initiated by Aabria - the rest of the Convergence level-ups have been Brennan declaring them level 5, but as Aabria did not level up Thaisha during the Seekers arc she was able to level up here. This is not a bad thing and honestly it fits the pattern for this episode (see below), just an FYI.
Episode 4x27's level-ups are both item-related but ultimately more about realizing a particular interest or calling that also ties back into their nature. Murray is from a gem merchant family but her interest and goals have always been in the realm of the arcane, and these gems, which allow magic at a distance, combine the two. Tyranny is a demon and her purpose is to cause harm, but the knife is a means of channeling that productively, to cause harm to those who have harmed others.
Episode 4x28's level-ups are about facing a difficult but necessary conversation, and at least attempting to make a connection. Thaisha's is regarding Thjazi and also I would argue nature/the world itself with Calling the Corners. Wick's is with his grandmother, Azune's with House Einfasen, and Vaelus's with Hannan. I think all of these also represent a certain degree of honesty with one's self, even if Azune and Wick are very much lying to others.
Episode 4x29 is a complicated one - you can draw a very clear line between Occtis, Kattigan, and Hal in terms of realizing a long-term goal (comprehension of his family's magic; finding Marienna's killer; dedicating the former Dithyramb of Azgra as a theater) but Thimble doesn't quite fit in that. Now I will admit on a meta level that Team Birdwatch - which was entirely level 4 at the start of this episode - is going to be combat-heavy, so your best bet is to make something of a combat triumph rather than waiting for an ideal RP moment. But I also think these are all borne of risking one's self for someone else. Occtis levels up when he touches the veil to protect Thimble from necromantic magic. Kattigan finds Primus because he ran into the aspirants' trap to help Teor. Hal puts on the play despite knowing it might bring down the Candescent Creed on his head because he believes it is what's right for the city and especially for the Rungjani and for Thjazi's wishes. And Thimble risks her life for Julien, also in the service of Thjazi's goals.

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I'm almost inevitably going to fumble trying to articulate this, and I've tried to talk about it a little in tags with mixed success, but the play and Vokjan's awe at his people dressed in nice clothes with flowers all around has really made me want to come back to it.
Hal's choice not to fight in the Falconer's Rebellion was a personal choice about prioritizing his own family (and whether he could even leave his two older children with Elodie to go off and fight is not totally certain). But it was, of course, not a choice made in isolation. He argues that even their father decided to hang up his blade at some point, but our understanding of the lot of orcs before the Shaper's War is that that wasn't a choice their father could have made 60 years prior. That under Azgra, Hal would almost certainly have been forced to march to war, never mind his three young children at home. There were clearly orcs who weren't on the front lines, orcs who built the cities and smithed the weapons and provided whatever food the community had, but by and large orcs were made as weapons and used as such. Thjazi's letter referenced turning swords into plowshares. In some ways, Hal's whole life between the War of Axe and Vine and now has been a version of that. The Falconer's Rebellion was a just cause, and it's probable that if more people had been willing to join it, Araman wouldn't be in the mess it's currently in. But Hal's choice to abstain is a very different choice from Aranessa's choice to abstain. The politics of an orc saying "I will not fight" even when the cause is just are far more nuanced. Because isn't this part of the freedom Vokjan Murzat fought and died for? Orcs in nice clothes, with flowers all around, and time to go see beautiful art made by their own people? Orcs who raise children and start businesses and hang up their swords? A life free from war? Finally. We don't know whether Hal was thinking about those politics when he made his choice. I suspect he was "I choose the Rungjani" indicates that to me, but you can easily read the scene another way. Whatever your take on his thought process, the politics of the choice are undeniable. A healthy orc in his early 30s, refusing a call to arms barely 50 years after Azgra's death, means something for the Rungjani.
I like this aspect of Hal's background because I think it's fascinating and one of the many ways in which his character feels deeply nuanced. But also, I think Hal feeling like he has no choice but to step into the fray and take up his sword once again throws into sharp relief that one of the violences of injustice is that it requires action. In real life, even the most non-violent methods and most incremental approaches to upending oppressive systems require deep sacrifices of time and emotional well-being. The fight is relentless and draining. To have to fight injustice is in itself injust, in large part because of the necessity of the work. Someone has to step up and make the sacrifices, often those already suffering under the weight of what needs to be fought off. And for Hal to be called to take up his sword again does contain a sort of innate hopelessness. In his words to Vokjan, Hal has made some version of peace with this. "[Freedom] is never a given. But now, we always have a chance." But also, his son is off fighting some unknown battle, unreachable to his parents, his older daughter is on stage risking the wrath of one of the most powerful people in the world, and his younger daughter took notes for a secret meeting planning treason. Things are better. They are all adults, not actual children being sent onto the battlefield. But still, the lament that started the Shaper's War, "why can't I keep my family safe?," has only gone half-answered despite the apparent completeness of the orcs' victory. And all those orcs in nice clothes, with flowers all around, and the free time to come see a show celebrating their history, will only remain free if Hal allows himself to once again be a weapon
Life Transference™
Maya: Please, PLEASE don't die in a dark hole where I'll never find your body
Julien: *immediately goes in the darkest hole possible*
Related to this post by @captainofthetidesbreath but it's so funny to me to imagine that once Primus gets around to noticing he's been sent an alert from the security system about unauthorized persons in the vassal crypts, he digs through the records logged in the system for the night and it's just a long string of:
Occtis Tachonis has granted a fairy access to the manor grounds Occtis Tachonis has opened the door to the vassal crypts Occtis Tachonis has granted the protection of the family to Thimble of the Golden Orchard Occtis Tachonis has opened the Undercroft door in the vassal crypts Occtis Tachonis has closed the Undercroft door in the vassal crypts
+whatever Occtis gets up to next episode making use of the fact that no one bothered to deactivate his keycard to the house
I very much know that this isn't how the "it would announce you are here" situation works, but I like imagining that what's happening is basically Primus, Petra and Ryah, and Ethrand are all getting notifications that the security system at home was tripped but aren't seeing them because everyone was asked to minimize disruptions at this meeting by turning their phones off

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Primus: so I was trying to build a giant celestial to kill my enemies. I'm not the only one
Primus: Otto is looking for some kind of scary giant! Lord Cormoray is excavating gigantic constructs!
Primus: (looks at Yanessa and her 7 ft tall glowing son with no eyes and barely concealed angel wings)
Primus: ....and Yanessa is giving the commoners a cough that makes them religious...
Even better, it wasn't even Primus. It was Lord Cormoray. So it was more like:
Primus: so I was trying to build a giant celestial to kill my enemies. I'm not the only one.
Primus: Otto is looking for some kind of scary giant! Lord Cormoray is excavating gigantic constructs!
Lord Cormoray, wanting to join in: Yeah! And ...(looks at Yanessa and her 7 ft tall glowing son with no eyes and barely concealed angel wings)
Lord Cormoray:...what's up with that...I mean- I've heard ...bellows fever, am I right?
EDIT: I rewatched the scene and now I can’t tell who said the bellows fever thing because the antecedent for that pronoun is unclear.
Help, I can't believe Primus really went to the meeting of the Sundered Houses and pulled a
She's on the loose!
I’m too scared to finish this episode :(
Question just popped up on the reels:
If a druid wild shapes while pregnant, does the baby change shape as well, or are they now like a panther pregnant with a human baby?
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Not DnD canon, but in the Tortall universe Daine has to stop going on missions about halfway through her first pregnancy because she wildshaped too much and the baby started wildshaping at random times. Which forced Daine to wildshape just the lower half of her body to match so the baby wouldn’t…fall out, I guess? It’s been a while since I read those books.
So there’s an answer…

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This version of the progress flag legitimately looks so nice
Gilbert baker rainbow, huge intersex circle, the design is cluttered but in a good way 10/10
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It's happening the morphing into Ohio
Girls. That's the original image. We've come full circle. It's always just been the state of Ohio
Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one
post so bad tumblr offers 5 delete buttons and no post button
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