You can't prove this is an allegory

Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

And now, we return to the Villa Aurora, where Thaisha Lloy is attempting a Candescent Creed speedrun

You know, it's little wonder that Nullus Tachonis seems so pissed about the whole Thjazi loose in the afterlife situation because that happening means that twice in the space of two days, someone his idiot firstborn had killed and supposedly marked for Tachonis control in the beyond managed to shake that and start doing things of their own free will, and those things fucked their shit up and are continuing to do so

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

Creating ships for the tax write-off

Creating ships to get that fucking whale.

creating ships to wedge into the Suez canal and disrupt global shipping

Oh my God it's fucking real

Official Post of Massachusetts

the music is almost as good as that visual

Turn the sound on! You will not be disappointed, people!

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD, UNMUTE!!!!

n years later this is still one of my favorite videos

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you