Welcome! My name's Amber, 34, white, cis (she, her), and lesbian. Here to share anything I find interesting or funny. At any rate I have no idea how you found your way here but I sincerely hope you enjoy your stay for however long it may be. Let me know if I need to tag anything!
Humans are pretty prone to mimicking noises. like even subconsciously. sometimes we even unintentionally pick up entirely different accents. and you literally can't tell me you've never meowed or woofed or chirped back at a cat/dog/bird at least once in your life (unless you are physically/audibly unable to do so).
So Grace 1000% starts picking up and mimicking Eridian noises.
One day, Rocky will be working on something, only to freeze as he hears Grace behind him suddenly exclaim in fluent Eridian "SHIT!"
Turns out Eridian swear words are usually expressed in the same decibel that humans can whistle in.
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PLS PLS PLS A HONEY MOON🙏🙏🙏 like, not specifically sex, just them after Getting married and being hypersoft ☹️☹️
The hotel suite sat high above the coastline, bathed in the soft gold of late afternoon. Beyond the open balcony doors, the ocean stretched endlessly beneath a watercolor sky, waves rolling lazily toward the shore far below. A warm breeze drifted through the room, carrying the scent of saltwater and tropical flowers from the gardens surrounding the resort.
Inside, however, neither of them paid much attention to the view for the better part of an hour.
The king-size bed looked thoroughly lived in, its champagne-colored silk sheets tangled across the mattress. Pillows had migrated in every direction, one abandoned near the foot of the bed and another half hanging onto the floor. Between them lay a glossy hotel brochure detailing honeymoon excursions, opened and almost completely ignored.
Robert was making a considerable effort to focus on it anyway.
“They have several excursion options...” he tried to say, frowning down at the colorful pages covered in photographs.
The attempt failed almost immediately.
Chad still had both hands cupping Robert’s face, completely unconcerned with schedules, planning, or logistics. He pressed another kiss to Robert’s cheek, then his jaw, then the corner of his mouth.
“...and we need to decide what we actually want to do.”
Chad kept trailing kisses along Robert’s temple, forehead, and beneath his eyes.
Robert let out a dramatic sigh, despite the smile tugging at the corner of his mouth — a smile that Chad immediately kissed.
“Are you even listening?”
“Everything.”
The answer came muffled against his skin.
Chad’s lips found the cluster of three small freckles beneath Robert’s left eye, a spot he had apparently been fascinated with for quite some time.
“Everything?” Robert echoed incredulously.
“Everything.” Chad kissed the freckles again. “We should do all of it.”
Robert laughed.
The sound filled the suite effortlessly, warm, and heartfelt.
Finally giving up on pretending to read, he snapped the brochure shut and tossed it onto the wrinkled sheets beside them.
“SDN was generous with our honeymoon leave,” he said, reaching up to wind one of Chad's thick curls around his finger, “but not that generous.”
The dark curl bounced free when he released it.
“There’s no way we’ll have enough time to do everything before we go back.”
For the first time in several minutes, Chad pulled away.
Not far enough for Robert to stop feeling his warmth. Just enough to look properly into his eyes again.
The distance couldn't have been more than a few inches, but suddenly Robert found himself staring directly into those familiar amber eyes.
The same eyes he had watched walking toward him at the altar.
The same eyes that had gone glassy with tears during the vows.
The same eyes that now held such overwhelming softness that Robert immediately suspected he might actually pass out from emotional overload.
Chad smiled.
Not one of his usual teasing grins.
Not the mischievous expression that normally came before a pick-up line.
Just something small, affectionate, and incredibly sincere.
“We’ve got way more than those three weeks, Bob Bob.”
The nickname alone nearly made Robert groan. How could something he'd heard for years somehow sound even more attractive now?
Then Chad reached up and brushed a thumb across Robert’s cheek.
"We've got our whole lives now."
The words struck Robert directly in the chest with devastating precision.
Robert stared at him for one second. Two. Three.
It felt as though his brain had completely forgotten how language worked. How was he supposed to speak again? Or even react?
Because the truth was, the wedding had been days ago.
Days.
And somehow, the reality still hadn't fully settled in.
Every morning, he woke up and remembered.
Every time Chad smiled at him, he remembered.
Every time he looked at the ring on his hand, he remembered.
Whenever someone referred to Chad as his husband, he remembered.
And every single time, it felt brand new all over again.
The butterflies in his stomach hadn't gone away. If anything, they'd gotten worse.
His chest tightened with that ridiculous, overwhelming warmth that had been ambushing him since the ceremony. His eyes stung.
“Oh, come on baby,” Chad murmured weakly, his smile widening.
Robert could feel himself losing the battle. Again.
The heat that rushed into his face was immediate and impossible to hide.
“No.” Chad's grin widened into a soft laugh. “Don’t cry.”
Apparently, that was enough to break whatever spell had left Robert frozen.
“Shut up.”
Despite the tears gathering in his eyes, Robert pressed his palm against Chad’s forehead and pushed him back a few inches.
“I won’t. I've cried enough since the wedding. Just... don’t make me even more emotional...”
Chad laughed harder, his chest shaking warmly against Robert’s.
Robert immediately ruined the effect of the shove by grabbing Chad’s shoulders, pulling him right back into his space, and wrapping him in an embrace.
Chad settled against his husband's chest, still wearing that dreamy smile that hadn't left his face since hearing Robert say, "I do."
Robert covered his face with one hand, but he couldn't stop smiling anyway.
For a moment, neither of them spoke.
They simply lay there together, tangled up in each other, listening to the waves crashing beyond the balcony.
The curtains swayed in the breeze. Wind whistled through the open doors, making the wooden frames rattle softly.
Somewhere far below, distant music drifted up from the beach.
Chad reached over and gently took Robert’s left hand.
The wedding band caught the orange glow of the setting sun.
Both of them looked at it automatically.
Robert felt Chad’s thumb brush over the ring. In return, he planted a kiss to the top of his husband's head.
From the outside, it might have seemed simple. Ordinary.
But for them, that small gesture somehow carried the weight of everything that had happened, and everything still to come.
The years before.
The wedding.
The future.
All of it.
Everything known, and everything waiting to be discovered.
When Chad looked up again, Robert was already watching him.
They kept looking at each other as though the other had become the most important thing in the world.
And, to Robert’s embarrassment, that almost made him cry again.
“So that's a yes?” Chad asked softly, pressing a kiss against Robert’s knuckle, right over the wedding band.
“A yes to what?” Robert asked, smiling back at the perfect sight before him.
“Doing everything.”
Robert rolled his eyes, laughing now. “You’re impossible.”
“So that's a yes.”
Robert glanced toward the abandoned brochure.
Toward the endless list of excursions.
Boat tours. Island hikes. Scuba lessons. Sunset cruises. Rock climbing. Museum visits. Cooking classes. Dance classes.
Dozens of experiences waiting for them beyond the hotel walls.
Robert considered it.
Then he looked back at Chad.
At the curls sticking out in every direction.
At the bright smile.
At the hand still holding his.
At his husband.
The word still felt unreal. Wonderful. But unreal.
Robert sighed dramatically. “Fine.”
Chad’s face lit up instantly. “Awesome. We can try.”
“Try?” Robert frowned.
“Yeah. We definitely aren't making it very far down that list.”
“Why not?”
Chad gestured vaguely at the bed.
At themselves.
At the fact that they'd barely managed to leave the room all day.
Robert followed the gesture.
Then looked back at Chad.
A slow smile spread across his face.
“Oh.”
“Yeah.” Chad grinned mischievously.
“Fair point.”
Robert lifted a hand and gently stroked the back of Chad’s neck.
For several seconds, they simply stared at each other.
Then both of them started laughing.
And somewhere beneath that lovely sound, beneath the teasing and warmth and the ridiculous butterflies still fluttering through Robert’s chest, there was the quiet certainty that Chad was right.
As summer is approaching, I’d like to remind everyone that you are not entitled to ask someone to cover up their scars, self inflicted or not. I don’t care if they’re big, I don’t care if they’re noticeable, or purple, or all over their body, or what. You can’t police people’s bodies.
This also goes for my friends with feeding tubes, ostomy bags, central lines and urinary catheters. People are allowed exist in bodies that stray from the expected norm.
taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing
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Thanks to all the buzz about the new movie, I’ve become obsessed with Avatar again! I still remember watching new episodes at five years old in my blue night gown because I wanted to be just like Katara! 🥹
This map is actually accurate. If you go to its source, WikiRug and click on each province, it will direct you to a wikirug page about that particular rug.
ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.
The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.
"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.
Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.
Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.
We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."
I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.
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I tried drawing random animals from memory in 2 minutes (based on a spilled ink video) but at the elephant I realised I'm really not good at it :'D
So I ended up redrawing them with references just to see the difference, and ended up spending way too much time on it.
Went back and finished the video. There were more animals I never saw before (and one where I accidentally drawn a different one :"D ) but it's all done!
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