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Had the funniest experience earlier of my swiftie coworker putting the new white girl breakup songs™️ album on the speaker at work and the moment she left the room long enough for her phone to disconnect from Bluetooth our older coworker immediately put on 10 hours of relaxing tibetan flute music instead and we all collectively sighed in relief

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

"touch grass" "go outside" I'm switching it up and telling you EXACTLY what to do. Make a sandwich, pack it into a bag with a drink of some sort, get out of the house, walk around the block, stop by a tree for ten seconds, close your eyes take one big breath in and breathe out, then walk to the nearest bench, sit and eat the sandwich, get up, throw away any trash, walk home while drinking your drink, get in the house. Sit down for one minute on a chair couch or bed and only then will you be ready to return to the digital maelstrom

The last part of that joke is now he's his manager