ronald regans grave is a gender neutral bathroom

no, white baby, racism isn’t a valid trauma response.

thankful for bread and butter and garlic #thankful

phone in bed show me what I need to see

Posts that are funnier as a feedist

if rpf is bad then its not bad in a way that matters

it is actually so genuinely laughable and crazy to me when you see takes coming out about the straight women on tumblr fetishizing heated rivalry when i could not name a single straight woman anywhere near my dashboard

as the sole straight woman on tumblr, I haven't even watched heated rivalry

thats weird. are you homophobic?

trophy room this, ilya getting his ass ate that. the real travesty would be if they don't include ilya eating cookies n cream at the hollanders

He’s gonna be eating ice cream in a blanket and doing his happy little pasta shimmy and we’re gonna get to see it….

"magic isnt real" ok lol so explain how that djinn from chicago and some unnamed second party were able to close the sandstorm portal in time

oh those are my tags! im kinda getting beaten up by something rn but hes one of my ghost boyfriends, oceans of time is my tag for our relationship. it comes from the bram stoker's dracula quote "i have crossed oceans of time to find you". hes 103 years older. sorry for any confusion

ohh okay

No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

“How do you know Ilya is bipolar” because of the way that he is

Shane thinks he is inherently Bad and Something is deeply deeply wrong with him but really he’s just gay and Ilya thinks he is inherently Bad and Something is deeply deeply wrong but his is actually undiagnosed bipolar disorder