ronald regans grave is a gender neutral bathroom

some of you cute little brussels sprouts just need to have the bitterness bred out of you, don't you

Is this a bit silly? Yes. But consider: living in the same universe as RoboMonk

I am once again thinking of ilya sucking shane's cock during an Instagram live or a zoom interview or something and shane having a full fucking orgasm and coming into ilya's mouth live and somebody clips it and the internet is just trying to figure out why tf shane hollander randomly seemed to have some kind of #episode out of nowhere.....ppl are speculating they're diagnosing him with things they're sleuthing and meanwhile ilya is jacking off to the clip whenever they're apart

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

Sketchin my peenids for this transmasc zine I’m submitting to, do you think tumblr will let me post it?

7 thousand people have seen an artistic rendering of my benis

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

we stan Rose Tyler on 925 days left

abandonware should be public domain. force companies to actively support and provide products if they don't wanna lose the rights to them

Game companies hate emulation, but none of them seem to understand that a lot of us would just buy ROMs from them directly if we could. I don't want a fifth remake of Final Fantasy IV, I want to pay five bucks for the 3MB file you already made bank with thirty years ago. Nobody who wants to play something for the purpose of retro gaming is going to consider a $40 remake as the alternative option, and we're certainly not going to let the original dissappear. They're crying about opportunity cost for a product they're not even selling.

#there is so much abandonware just...out there being used and carefully maintained#because nothing quite replicates the functionality

Sub top Ilya Rozanov begging Shane to let him fuck him. He’s crying he’s messy he’s distraught and sniffling please please pleaseeee Shanya I need it!! and it’s all part of their game but it still feels like life or death for him. Shane is so hard he feels light headed. Send post.