ronald regans grave is a gender neutral bathroom

some of you cute little brussels sprouts just need to have the bitterness bred out of you, don't you

i think sabrina carpenter desperately wishes she was at least a little gay but she's tragically straight and it frustrates her so much. i think she's tried getting with girls and was like well that was just fine :/ and was so deeply disappointed she wasn't into it

i think the only person who could truly satisfy her is a clone of herself

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

It’s not that a prison can’t be nice sometimes, it’s just that you can’t leave

racism literally bleeds through the cracks of everything and if you dare to even barely point it out everyone will kill you

racism runs so deeply in people that if you call it out you are calling out them, and instead of sitting down and examining their own racism they lash out at you for being sooo meansies to them. you don't even have to be talking about anyone's racist behavior in particular because it makes racists so uncomfortable they will come forward themselves and act like you're targeting them specifically. it's okay when they do it because they're doing it in the correct way, in the nice way! they don't mean it like that. in fact they're actually being progressive. you're the cruel one for acting like their racist behavior is racist. you're the problem if you're bothered by their comfort racism. you're the bitchy colored person who makes eeeverything about racism when it so clearly isn't. i'm fucking sick of this.

Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.

That looks like an "I'm going to run through all my tricks until you reward me for something" to me.

I have spent YEARS looking for black raspberries again and here you are, just growing them in your yard??! 😭

Do you want some seeds? The berries are in full fruit at the moment, and I could easily dry some seeds, especially since i was planning to do that anyway this year. My bramble needs pruning back/redoing and we're probably going to end up cutting back a lot of it. You just need to cold stratify the seeds for a few weeks before planting.

I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object it’s harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a client’s face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish

theyre both bitch wives yes let me be clear but also hollanov is so woke and groundbreaking because the top is clearly the girl

sorry to be brave on the internet but I think food labels should list every single ingredient and that there should be harsher penalties for mislabeling and deceptive labeling