ronald regans grave is a gender neutral bathroom

some of you cute little brussels sprouts just need to have the bitterness bred out of you, don't you

every mercenary company has got that guy who insists he should fight with two daggers... bro get back in formation and pick up your pike

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

thank you hudson williams for giving birth to canada

Sam Winchester is just such a "but why" guy in a "do what I say because I told you so" world

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

The devil came to my house and tried to burn it down, which is why this post exists in the first place.

It's kinda insane how often I see people think that Mary knowingly sold out Sam to Azazel. Azazel never told her what he was going to take from her! She didn't even know she was going to have two sons!! What are we even doing here.

let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”

ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?