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some of you cute little brussels sprouts just need to have the bitterness bred out of you, don't you

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huh. i am both wound and blade. neat.
there has to be more people out there who don’t ship ryland grace with anybody… single aroace ryland grace no need for romance truthers stand with me
“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately

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oooohhhh you think the more recently popular online kink scene being made predominately by and for transfems is annoying and/or cringe?? should we invite Stephen Crowder? Tell the Pope???
pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones
Or, in a more generalized form, beware what thou do ironically, lest thou begin to do it ronically.
Started out as a bit, how did it end up like this
it was only a bit IT WAS ONLY A BIT
#beware of the running joke#because someday it will catch you
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only if you give me your firstborn so I can name her some shit like Stephalynne
Two words you might not expect to share an etymology: faggot and fascist. Linguists have a few theories about how a word meaning “bundle of sticks” came to be a slur for gay men—probably a connection to back when gathering small sticks to start fires with was a light chore delegated to old women or young boys—but as a word for a bundle of sticks it’s a diminutive of fascis, the big bundle of rods used as a symbol for strength in unity (as pictured on the US dime)
(I really hope Tumblr is mature enough to handle a linguistic discussion of a slur……)
also fajitas
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the egg and the closet are two different concepts
to be in the closet is to not be "out", not be "known" as what you are. much ink has been spilled about how the closet isn't really a straight line, you can be out to some people and closeted elsewhere, out online but closeted to everyone in real life.
the egg is a state of unknowing. you do not know you are transfeminine. you might be drawn to femininity, you might know this consciously and seek it out or even publicly express femininity, but if you either do not know your own transfemininity or are in deep denial about it, you're in the egg.
knowledge cracks the egg. if you're outright searching for reasons to transition or justifications for your own transgenderness the egg is cracked. if you've admitted to yourself your own transfemininity the egg is cracked. this is usually still a volatile experience, there might be some questioning or retreating back into the shell, some moments feel stronger than others, but you can't uncrack the egg.
pros of my parents knowing about this blog:
they’re supportive, if a bit confused by the whole concept, and sometimes when i’m complaining about something they tell me to make a saw trap about it
cons of my parents knowing about this blog:
like five years ago i got drunk and posted a photo of my dad on this blog after i made him watch saw and he STILL brings up the fact that someone called him the 99 cent version of george clooney
pros of my parents knowing about this blog:
they’re supportive, if a bit confused by the whole concept, and sometimes when i’m complaining about something they tell me to make a saw trap about it
cons of my parents knowing about this blog:
like five years ago i got drunk and posted a photo of my dad on this blog after i made him watch saw and he STILL brings up the fact that someone called him the 99 cent version of george clooney
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this fanfic shit is easy
I love that opera sits in this limbo where it's extremely well-known but not really beyond a surface level recognition, so you get commercials for makeup or whatever to the tune of the I Hate Women So Much It's Unreal aria
#in the first bridgerton book daphne describes her crush feelings as if her heart is playing the queen of the night aria from the magic flute#which i can totally see if you have never found out what the words mean. very high and fluttery.#but the lyrics are along the lines of THE VENGEANCE OF HELL BOILS IN MY HEART. IF YOU DON'T MURDER THAT MAN I WILL DISOWN YOU.#and i laughed so hard i had to put the book down
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#lmaooooo #my fave is that episode of white collar where neil is doing a theft #and the music they play over it is leporello's 'here's the list of all the hundreds of women my boss has fucked' aria from don giovanni #it's supposed to just sound grand and sophisticated but the guy is singing about how DG fucks tall women short women #fat women skinny women princesses and peasants he fucks them all! #and here's the numbers broken down by nationality! #he's fucked over 1000 women in spain you know!
#oh and he's singing all this to a former conquest who tracked DG down because he promised to marry her then ditched her #anyway it's a lot

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can’t wait to watch *shane* do some fingering