ronald regans grave is a gender neutral bathroom

no, white baby, racism isn’t a valid trauma response.

the military husband of my girlfriend knocks on the front door while we're making love and I pull out and pull my pants up with speed and grace that can only be compared to a saw-stop

come on I was proud of this one

you can tell a trans woman ran pjackk because it was one of the only times a gimmick blog has been funny

when you want to play your video games but dont have the energy for it its like who wants to be my proxy that does the gameplay while i watch and make every decision in the game from the comfort of my bed

pussy from a girl trying her best

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

shane hollander would love a rice cake not even for weird diet reasons just for the crunchcrunchcrunchcrunch

my sick mind conjures the image of ilya and shane having phone sex and ilya is like really panting and grunting through the phone like “tell me what im going to do to you” and shane is like “youre going to get me on all fours (crunch) and spit on my hole cuz you own it (crunch) and then spread my legs wide and (crunch crunch)-“ and ilya is like “no fucking way youre eating a rice cake right now”

fun fact about character development by the way. you can make them develop worse.

Some of the edgiest queers in the world who constantly talk about romanticizing cannibalism and gore is punk or whatever will turn into the literal pope when confronted with anything realistic having to do with sex like im sorry but people fuck in the park at night sometimes always have and always will and you’re going to have to go about your life without advocating for them to be skinned alive in Alcatraz

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari

Today, August 7, is Bandcamp Friday, so you know what that means!! It's time to jack off repeatedly until you pass out from exhaustion and deep, deep shame

i dont think my homunculus is coming back from this one