ronald regans grave is a gender neutral bathroom

some of you cute little brussels sprouts just need to have the bitterness bred out of you, don't you

as a disabled person, i know what it’s like to not be able to work. that’s why this disability pride month i’m partnering with every single printer,

i just know ilya succumbed to the teenage athlete bleached hair trend and fucking destroyed his curls only to end up with the brassiest blonde ever seen in the moscow metropolitan area

Actually one of Clara’s most insane moments is when the Doctor thinks he’s going to die in Before The Flood and she freaks the fuck out and is like “NOT WITH ME! DIE WITH WHOEVER COMES AFTER ME. YOU DO NOT LEAVE ME.” Like what was that??! Girl you are not okay

little bit of advice: if you can't tell if a post online is a joke, you should always assume that it is not a joke and the op is either an idiot with an inflated ego or is lying on purpose for malicious reasons. in both cases the best course of action is to aggressively correct them and insult them, maybe even threaten to kill them

due to the economy, free use kink now costs 2 dollars. Sorry

ilya is absolutely a ‘would u still love me if i was a worm’ boyfriend but unfortunately he’s also a ‘how long would i have to be in a coma for before you stopped visiting me every day’ boyfriend. every night just as shane is about to get to sleep he will be Asked A Question. it might be silly. it might be miserable. the only guarantee is that it will not be the kind of thing he wants to answer when he’s this close 🤏 to being asleep

The modern American Democratic Party needs more rednecks and hillbillies to succeed, I am so serious. They need to do more to target rednecks and hillbillies and break down their white collar elitist image Fox News has been harping on. It’s crazy, it’s not true, the Republican Party is doing everything in its power to ensure the rich get richer and the poor and middle class get poorer but if they keep hearing “GOP is the party of backwoods middle Americans who work for a living.” type of slop slop and they turn on the television and see Gavin fucking Newsome, they’re going to keep voting red mindlessly.

And the thing is you see the mainstream candidates the Democratic Party is putting out and you’re like “Oh yeah, that is definitely a guy who’s parents went to college, that is a person who has never had to eat cup ramen to survive, there is nothing about that person that seems relatable.” if they’re going to keep pumping out ‘safe’ moderate white guys, they need to choose ones who look and sound like actual human beings.

wasn't that the guy from maine with the nazi tattoos

the issue is that the actual "working class everymen" right now would want to murder trans people for existing, hates lgbtq people in general in fact, & thinks lesbians just havent met a "good enough man" yet. oh also they're virulently racist. like i see where ur coming from but right now basically everyone outside the cities in America are kind of doomed

Hey, I think you might be massively classist and the exact reason that the Democratic Party and leftist movements keep failing to sway large swaths of the population. I say this as a transgender person from rural North Carolina. We exist everywhere and we have friends and family who love us. Automatically assuming that everyone who isn’t from a city and is working a blue collar job is racist, transphobic, homophobic and irredeemably stupid and backwards is a great way to make sure they stop listening to you.

and by the way MY skip are getting remarried (to each other) within 3 years

freak of nature? no.. sweetheart of nature..

it’s crazy how the same day that Kip hands Scott divorce papers 3 people go missing along the Hudson River

Thank god we’re returning to my favorite aspect of heated rivalry which is that Scott Hunter kills people

his worldview is utterly divorced from reality and brother those alimony payments are brutal