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some of you cute little brussels sprouts just need to have the bitterness bred out of you, don't you

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“my friend is ALWAYS sick and cancelling our plans” it sounds like your friends life suuucks and you should check on them

lottafeelingsinhere

One of the worst parts of being chronically ill is how lonely it gets. You need a community to help you but you realize just how conditional your friendships are on you being able bodied.

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fixed it

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Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

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i'm really not bothered by people being nastily transphobic to me in the way that the proper attitude for someone at a lower stage of moral development is pity?

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in of body experience

gayrobot9000

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gayrobot9000

i'm a girl now

prokopetz

I've bumped into a fun new trend in deceptive mobile game awards where they list a whole bunch of awards, but instead of the awards just being made up, they're real awards that haven't happened yet, and there's a tiny piece of text clarifying that these are awards the game's developer expects it to win.

prokopetz

Like, there's absolutely no way that little disclaimer would hold water if they ever actually got slapped for false advertising, but you almost have to admire the nerve.

prokopetz

@kalinary replied:

Misread deceptive as detective and was wondering what sort of mobile games where being made these days

Mobile game with an associated ARG whose clues are encoded entirely in the made-up awards it claims to have won. All setting up fake websites for the nonexistent organisations handing out those awards and communicating the game's lore exclusively via blink-and-you'll-miss-it departures from real-world history on the "About Us" pages.

twirlingfreckles

the very concept of writing an mcu fanfiction in which the winter soldier is a mild mannered smoothie barista

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some social media manager at doordash has been tagging T-Pain (the rapper) thinking that they're tagging some New Zealand soccer player this is funny as fuck

peachfromcmbyn

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

nat-20s

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

nat-20s

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

wizard-council-bureaucrat

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

ilovedthestars

"how do you feel about labels as a queer person?"

cartoonofmilk

yknow, as counterintuitive as it may seem, helping a suicidal friend isn't a matter of stopping them from dying. it's about helping to make their world one that's worth living in.

it's important to make that distinction, lest we make people's quality of life worse in the name of "protecting" them.

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cheaphalloweencostume

The iron hook slid free from his shoulder with a wet metallic shriek. Something black and arterial splashed across the stones between them.

The torturer stepped back instinctively. Not out of mercy. Out of surprise. The prisoner laughed. Not loudly. Worse than loudly. Softly. Like he had just remembered a private joke older than civilization.

“You still think pain is a language,” he said.

Another blow. This time across the mouth. Teeth cracked. Blood sheeted down his chin in long ribbons.

The interrogator hissed through clenched teeth. “Tell me where God went.”

The prisoner turned his head slowly. There was blood in his smile now.

“There are organisms,” he said, “living beneath Antarctic ice that have never seen the sun and have still learned how to eat.”

The room had gone very still. Somewhere in the dark, machinery groaned.

The interrogator grabbed him by the jaw hard enough to bruise bone.

“You think this makes you immortal?”

The prisoner spat a clot of red onto the floor between them.

“No,” he whispered.

“I think it makes you temporary.”

The torches flickered.

For one impossible second, the interrogator became aware of his own pulse. The heat in his veins. The soft wetness of his eyes. The damp animal electricity inside every living thing. The prisoner watched realization bloom across his face and smiled wider, blood running between his teeth.

“You cannot threaten a creature from the dirt,” he said, “with returning to the dirt.”

— excerpt from Shit I Just Made Up To Exemplify How All This Tumblr Prose Sounds

cheaphalloweencostume

i am not mad at the sweethearts in the comments and replies going “but i like this!” and i will write a weird hook torture scene in whatever i work on next just for you. with more beautifuler words and actions and dialogue that Means

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