ronald regans grave is a gender neutral bathroom

some of you cute little brussels sprouts just need to have the bitterness bred out of you, don't you

wait. when Mrs. Butters says she fixed a broken tv she found in a random room and dean’s like “the dean cave?!” And runs off…. Does that mean….the tv was just sitting there broken since 13x16?? Jeremy Adams wrote both Last Holiday and Scoobynatural. So truly Dean was not using the Dean Cave for nearly 2 yrs bc of the broken TV….and it makes sense, since we see him holed up in his room watching movies in Mint Condition which yea partly was because he was avoiding the other hunters but also partly because he didn’t have a working TV in the dean cave! And then that just begs the question of what did they watch The Lost Boys on 36 times?? Perhaps Dean invested in a projector and they watched it in the library. Perhaps they watched it sleepover style in one of their rooms (pretty sure the TV dean’s using in Mint Condition is from Sam’s room). Perhaps they simply watched it on a laptop. But yeah, it seems canonically the Dean Cave was out of commission for some time, for TV watching at least.

i'm on all of your dnis btw

I dont know (or care) What you have on there I'm all of them. I'm forsaken fans dni. I'm object show shippers dni. I'm weirdos/creeps/perverts dni. I'm proshippers dni I'm antis dni I'm adults dni and I'm minors dni. I'm all of them.

Even Chicago Cubs fans dni?

#GoCubs

yes honey you've been haunting the narrative so much so that your absence supercedes your actual character, but i need to know if you're still coming up for dinner tonight so i can make a dessert

i fell out of heaven choking for air and tethered by a spit trail

can someone please turn this into a gif

I want emily to be playing a doll abandoned by her owner so badlyyyy

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

the forest is also a metaphor for his bush

the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

i mean average sized bomb

J RR Tolkien was skilled at a great many things, and one of those just happened to be writing a prolific amount of bootyshorts-able quotes

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know