ronald regans grave is a gender neutral bathroom

no, white baby, racism isn’t a valid trauma response.

Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.

"But don't their clients feel weird knowing that they're feeding off their suffering?" No they think it's hilarious and they're real shits about it.

Finally a medical professional who believes that they are in pain. Because the fucker is actively chowing down on your agony. Not only am I going to get treated by them I'm going to invite all of my chronically ill friends to come as well.

Turns out if you treat the pain then the humans will bring you more humans who are suffering. It's like a restaurant where the waiter is so impressed by your ability to eat food they're giving you more on the house

They say things like "well, it's a real feast day for Belogarth today!" and "if my meds are held up at customs again I'm gonna put Belogarth in a food coma" and Belogarth is the one feeling weird about it

Academic papers should all be free to read if you're just, like interested.

I know that there is more information available on this one specific bug than they put in the Wikipedia stub. I know that somebody out there is a real freak about this specific variety of ermine moth. Let me read about it.

I still haven't been able to read that paper about the isopod pet trade and i think abt it every week

I'm so excited to go on dog walks. that's my favourite part of dogs. they can go places with you, and be beside you. very awesome of them.

wet pussy wednesday

and tomorrow it’ll be tight pussy thursday, followed by fat pussy friday

Mid week fuck

i actually feel like i killed it with this post and it doesn’t really need additional input or edits so i’m not open to collaboration

when heath ledger refused to participate in brokeback mountain skits and said “it’s not a joke to me” that’s how i feel when fast car by tracy chapman is alluded to in almost any context

when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.

the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy is presents a romance-style female-focused fantasy adventure, which is rare for blockbuster movies.

The trilogy ends with you getting head on the beach at sunset from the blacksmiths-apprentice-turned-ghostship-captain who is also your husband.

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

sports rpf authors note on ao3 saying "if this fic is about you or someone you know this is not for you. please leave by clicking this link" and the link in question is to a comprehensive guide on why golf should be abolished forever