some of you cute little brussels sprouts just need to have the bitterness bred out of you, don't you
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some of you cute little brussels sprouts just need to have the bitterness bred out of you, don't you

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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.
So there you are, number one employee at your company, team lead, bringing in more profit by yourself than the rest of the employees combined and everyone knows it. And then one day, against the advice of all the other team leads, the CEO violates a safety measure, and yeah, people start dying.
Everyone knows it's the CEO's fault. Everyone knows how to fix it. But the CEO does nothing, digs his head in the sand, and pretends like shit is normal. And people are dying.
So you, young hotshot that you are, call an all hands meeting and get a specialist to explain what the problem is. It's easily solved, but it will cost money, and that money is going to have to come from the CEO.
The CEO throws a shitfit. He doesn't want to solve the problem. He doesn't want to admit under overwhelming evidence that it's his fault. But he agrees to do so under one condition--he's not paying to fix it--you are. He's taking your bonus and you can get fucked. As it turns out, the CEO, whose entire pile of wealth has come directly from your hard work, thinks you fucking suck.
Not a single one of your colleagues protests on your behalf, probably because they know that if they speak up, he'll just take their bonuses, too.
So what do you do? Do you continue working for Mr. "idc if my employees die as long as I get mine?" Do you quit? Do you take the wealth you've accumulated working for this guy and go home? Do you stab the worst boss you've ever had in front of every other employee at the company?
Anyway that's book 1 of the Iliad
has anyone else noticed how often women specifically are mentioned when people get mad about a certain behaviour or habit that is absolutely not at all exclusive or even more common in women. stares into the sunset. I have. I've noticed
I see people calling others terfs (largely associated exclusively with women) for plain and simple transphobia that has nothing to do with terf ideology. I see people seething about female celebrities for shit that DOES suck while not even mentioning male celebrities who have done so much worse. the whole "karen" caricature despite men also frequently being difficult or entitled customers.
sure, all of these things (terfs, terrible celebrity behaviour, entitled customers) suck and it's fine to talk about them. but notice with me just how often people direct their anger at only 50% of a group that are displaying the same behaviour. it's weird! it's weird, right???
and you're not a bad person if you've fallen into this line of thought yourself. I have too!!! it's all around you, it's very easy to think these things because it's so normalised! the first step is Noticing. just a simple "why are women specifically receiving the brunt of the frustration for an issue that is also perpetuated by others?" is a good place to start. just Notice.
male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and says “jumping off of that…” then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.
I hate to be that guy, but it doesn’t just happen to women. The assholes who do that will do that to anyone who’s analysis isn’t sufficiently complex and long winded for them.
Been done to me by people of both genders.
Also I have been guilty of doing this, so I apologize. Because I was overly excited and just couldn’t wait to talk…. yeah.
(Nothing is ever clear cut eh….)
this is art
#a fun fact about tumblr is that if you dare to complain about a mundanely frustrating type of person#that exact type of person will appear in your notes as if summoned via a ouija board

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so many people post like they are from the dimension of No Misogyny because the misogyny all around them just registers to them as fine and normal
we are all posting from the dimension of No Misandry because we live on the planet earth
get out there and VOTE!
If Carl was white everyone and their mother would ship astrofathers 😔
the things that are reported matters. the language used matters. what is left out of the story matters.
This is very important. Systemic problems trump individual action all the time.
the television program buffy the vampire slayer is absolutely nooootttttt about the power of friendship. its about the tragedy of being surrounded by people who are too uncomfortable with your painful reality to be willing to meaningfully engage with you
being the slayer is a terminal illness that grosses everyone out if they think too hard about it

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as a disabled person, i know what it’s like to not be able to work. that’s why this disability pride month i’m partnering with every single printer,
i just know ilya succumbed to the teenage athlete bleached hair trend and fucking destroyed his curls only to end up with the brassiest blonde ever seen in the moscow metropolitan area
this is the vision yall - ngl the leopard print? that is something i can see my teenage dirtbag ilya doing after he gets a buzz cut to get rid of his fried hair
Actually one of Clara’s most insane moments is when the Doctor thinks he’s going to die in Before The Flood and she freaks the fuck out and is like “NOT WITH ME! DIE WITH WHOEVER COMES AFTER ME. YOU DO NOT LEAVE ME.” Like what was that??! Girl you are not okay
little bit of advice: if you can't tell if a post online is a joke, you should always assume that it is not a joke and the op is either an idiot with an inflated ego or is lying on purpose for malicious reasons. in both cases the best course of action is to aggressively correct them and insult them, maybe even threaten to kill them

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due to the economy, free use kink now costs 2 dollars. Sorry
ilya is absolutely a ‘would u still love me if i was a worm’ boyfriend but unfortunately he’s also a ‘how long would i have to be in a coma for before you stopped visiting me every day’ boyfriend. every night just as shane is about to get to sleep he will be Asked A Question. it might be silly. it might be miserable. the only guarantee is that it will not be the kind of thing he wants to answer when he’s this close 🤏 to being asleep