Heaven's Littlest Fallen Angel

HAPPY SNIFF HIS DICK SATURDAY

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

*walks up to a group of children playing raptor* you wouldn't want to be chased by raptors in real life, i say smugly with my vast knowledge as an Adult.

i understand all that shit about honor and knighthood and solemn vows but “kingslayer” is simply a bad insult. it sounds cool as fuck. might as well call him the landlord annihilator or the billionaire’s bane.

it’s so crazy how nixon had to resign after watergate and now every single month 1 million watergates happen and no one cares

they were threatening to KILL two random assholes from the newspaper for asking questions about like, mishandled money and light wiretapping. in 2026 you can be spoken out against by other government employees establishing a surveillance state and using public taxpayer money to fund golf courses and outright stating your intentions to go against multiple constitutional amendments and nothing will happen

I really hate the way people will use the word "pretentious" as a way to describe art that engages in intellectual topics or has an unconventional presentation; in no small part because art that is actually pretentious genuinely drives me up a fucking tree

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order