Heaven's Littlest Fallen Angel

pluto (the celestial body) told me that it’s actually kind of upsetting how much you guys insist on her being a planet. she says it feels like you don’t like her for who she is and you’d prefer an imagined version of her instead. what’s so terrible about being a dwarf planet, she asked me. does she have to be a “real” planet to be worthy of love?

That’s the most “meow” meow I’ve ever heard

SHE’S SO MAD THAT WATER IS WET

@is-the-cat-video-cute this is probably fine, I’m just curious

you WET miette? you wet her paw like the fish???? oh! oh! jail for water! jail for water for One Thousand Years!!!!

She smacks the water at the end as if to punish it and then is still taken aback when the water has the audacity to wet her paw again

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

I feel like "enjoying depictions of problematic people and dynamics in fiction isn't the same as commending it in real life" should be obvious to any literate adult, but too many people online can't handle anything more complicated than children's cartoons

The internet loves joking about toxic yuri as a vague concept but I feel like if I actually talked about any specific toxic yuri I enjoy I'll be crucified instantly

White gay girls really enjoy quote-tweeting an erotic artwork of two women (not from any Japanese media btw) with a vague implied power imbalance with "toxic yuri", then they look at you funny when you say you're reading My Girlfriend's Not Here Today

was watching a porn and shortly into it a whole ass bunny walked into frame outside the glass door. it was like a pet bunny. i couldn't stop watching it eat stuff and be cute, wow it was so cute. wow

mambo

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

Wizard girl glamouring her clothes so that anyone who isn't sapphic sees a modest outfit instead whatever incredibly slutty clothes she has on (or just her fully nude body).