All Your Hopeless Hearts

ok you know what mommy’s sick and tired of your poor reading comprehension

bud this isn't from 10 years ago this is from almost 20 years ago

happy 19th anniversary to freecupholder.exe

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY TO FREECUPHOLDER.EXE

sometimes you just want to look at the qing dynasty jadeite cabbage again

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

i know a heart shaped object hates to see me coming

wild horses could probably drag me away pretty easily in fact

Realistically, I'm pretty sure domesticated horses could also.

I’ll be honest, most horses would have a pretty good shot at moving me a moderate distance

One calm donkey would handle the job for most of us, I think.

“Etsy witch” about to become euphemism for hit man

i run a coin-operated laundromat that contracts with many independent bookkeepers and etsy witches for legitimate purposes

truly the coolest people are the ones who are just unashamedly into their interests. passion is sexy. practice is sexy. not giving a shit what anyone else thinks is the sexiest thing of all.

please do me a favor and look up "dovekie" on your nearest image searching tool at your earliest convenience. for me. thankyou.

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items