all that wanting, right?

being on an away mission in ds9 and seeing all your coworkers outside for the first time must be crazy. like oh i’m sorry it’s just you look so different in the sun i’ve only seen you in 60% overhead lighting you always have a shadow obscuring half your face

Nobody really knows what makes a person go to bed

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i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

My new period-appropriate crack headcanon is that the boston raiders once used akinator to figure out who montreal jane is and it kept telling them if was shane hollander and they kept thinking it was the weirdest fucking bug