normalest guy ever

what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

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alcohol

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doxxing myself by getting off the bus and walking in the direction of my house

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

if i was ranboolive i would have disappeared from public life completely for the week or month after the social experiments ended. the last you see of me is my head getting iron maidened live and then nothing. i would tell my friends to say vague things that sounded like i was dead . obviously everyone knows its a bit but theres a small voice at the back of their minds asking what if it WAS real and we just killed our streamer

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

happy pride

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.