☽ 𝕯𝖎𝖛𝖆 𝖔𝖋 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖕𝖆𝖎𝖗 ☾

none of my posts are tagged bc I'm communicating via smoke signal. if no one sees it I didn't want it enough

The only thing I miss about Brands on tumblr are those shitass 4 frames gifs they used to make

my ability to take this 🫢 emoji seriously has been obliterated by that one image

Hookup culture is so convoluted these days and I don't meant that in a way that is dismissive of the act in of itself but rather that you used to be able to just have a few drinks with a girl and then she'd put her eggs in you or vice versa nd then maybe you'd stack colored pebbles together for a few hours but nowadays she always has to try and poison your wine which I suppose I can't really complain about because I also try to poison hers while slipping antidote into mine but she does the same so we get mad at each other and grapple for a while and then she stings me with her stinger or injects venom into me with her fangs or what have you and THEN finally gets to the oviposition. It all just feels a bit overcomplicated to me and you can't even stack colored pebbles afterwards because you're still paralyzed from the venom

stop with that nonchalant shit and bark for me

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

tumblr has an understanding of paganism that may be understood as, in roman terms, interpretatio fandoma

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

you're a fool if you take the money: and here's why💡 $200 million sounds like a lot 💵 but smart entrepreneurs know the secret 🙊 to real riches is passive income 👨‍💼 while many might take the money 💰 real innovators will continue to use the orangutan 🦧 let's break it down- yes, you will be $200 shorter than your peers: but that job experience? 👔 not only will that help you stand🧍‍♂️out in interviews- it shows conviction and a desire to grow 🌱 and honestly? that's worth more than $200 million ✨️

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao