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day 3: sucka free - tyler the creator (2025)
- tyler's evolution as an artist has been weird as hell, with his deliberately inflammatory early work developing into stylistically diverse explorations of gender, sexuality, parasociality and insecurity.
- the retro synths, vocoded singing and irresistible groove on display here are hallmarks of west coast rap dating back to the 1980s, when dr dre popularised a production style based primarily on the music of parliament funkadelic. this provided a crossover appeal for artists such as tupac and snoop dogg who rode it to superstardom in the 1990s and helped spread rap from the inner cities to its current global dominance.
- this one isn't too deep. i think tyler is a great introduction to modern hip-hop because he's an incredible artist and his openness about his sexuality dispels some negative stereotypes about the genre, but mostly i picked this song because it's a fuckin bop.
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My lord has many tails,
nine all told, each more beautiful than the last. At the end of every burning day of conquest, she returns to me breathless and radiant, her tread painting crimson shapes upon the rug, her perfect teeth red and shining. When the worst of the welter has sloughed off in her bath - and I do not envy those who bathe her - I am tasked with the finer points of care.
She reclines beneath the scarlet canopy of her war tent, sating her appetites in liquor, flesh, and smoke, and as she feasts and talks and laughs her ringing laugh I do my work quietly, in her shadow. The long-fingered comb, polished amber coral, was a queenβs dowry once, and one nightβs worth of her perfumed coat-oil could buy a duchy. I will speak not of the cost of the chiming ornaments I hang upon my lord; to see them is to understand, and if you are lucky you will not see her.
It slickens my hands to the elbows, the coat-oil. I smell of her, always.
It isnβt just the tails, of course - the great cascading mane of her hair, the fine particularities of her ears, these are my charges too - but her tails are my favourite, and their silken magnificence demands the lionβs share of my attentions. They trail behind her like the wake of a ship on a red-gold sea; I could plunge my arm into kingly fur to the elbow without touching flesh.
I will not speak at length of the resulting mess when one so resplendently endowed sallies forth upon the field of war and personally unmakes two-to-three-score men (on average). To see it is to understand, and et cetera.
Sometimes my lord speaks to me, about this or about that, snatches and barbs of little consequence murmured over her shoulder - the quality of the harpist, the ill habits of a general, isnβt that courtesan pretty. I think it pleases her to have someone unimportant to confide in, this crimson prince, this churner of men into their constituent parts. She knows her secrets are safe with me; I, who was once a prince myself, and am now a serving-girl of no consequence. To take what I know, someone would first have to assume that I know anything at all - and, ah, they never will.
Most often it falls to me conduct my duties in silence, listening to the art of the harpists or to the sussuration of advisors, combing blood from the pelt of my conqueror. The scented oil clings to my skin; I will never be free of the smell of it.
I love that every sci-fi story about Confused Robots has been retroactively legitimised
In fairness, I bet plenty of humans have fucked themselves over via bash in this exact way.
I once read a story (I think literally on bash.org, or maybe Slashdot) about a sysadmin who was cursing Digium for naming their telephone exchange software Asterisk, saying that it fucked him over when trying to do phone support.
Sysadmin: First, run "rm dash rf slash bin slash asterisk"
User: OK...
Sysadmin: Next, run...
User [interrupting]: Wait, it isn't finished yet
Sysadmin: ?
Sysadmin: !!!
oh god oh hell
ooohhh shit
was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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wtf petooie thatβs so messed up
βTake year 3 student Emma Glenfield, who started with a simple question about magpies and wound up conducting some cutting-edge research almost by accident."
Emma Glenfield wants to know why magpies swoop. She's conducting some cutting-edge research β and displaying her results with Lego.
"I watched the people he swooped and I recorded it," Emma said.
"Then I got everything I recorded and I figured out that the people Mr Swoopsalot swooped were male, they were tall, and that they had thin or receding hair."
y'all i don't usually say this shit out loud but please read the link. she got 30 THOUSAND responses to her survey. THIRTY THOUSAND. And she's eight. So learning how to use MS Excel for that data wasn't really an option.
So she made a graph out of Legos. LEGOS!!
This kid is an absolute genius and I am so excited for her.
There's seven bubsy's? I thought half of those were made up?
(With reference to this post there.)
Excluding compilations, remasters, and that one Windows port of the first Super Nintendo game where they inexplicably decided to stuff the complete pilot episode of the animated series into it in spite of the latter having been cancelled four years earlier, there have been six Bubsy titles released to date:
Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind (1993)
Bubsy II (1994)
Bubsy in Fractured Furry Tales (1994)
Bubsy 3D (1996)
Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back (2017)
Bubsy: Paws on Fire (2019)
That would make Bubsy 4D the seventh proper instalment in the series if it actually gets released.
This franchise has big "pinballΒ spinoff" energy. Not the energy of *having* a pinballΒ spinoff, but the energy that the whole IP, as an entirety, is somehow a pinballΒ spinoff, despite none of the entries being pinball games
A lot of early 1990s mascot platformers have that energy, honestly. The basic promotional strategy for such games was to position the protagonist themselves as the product, with the game being treated almost as an afterthought. They'd roll up acting like their mascot was already a well-established Big Deal, and try to cajole the audience into playing along with a load of really aggressive "what kind of lame-o hasn't heard of Scrimmy Bingus" type branding, resulting in a whole generation of games that have the feel of cash-in adaptations of some one-season-wonder cartoon, except there's literally nothing backing it up because the game itself is that character's first appearance.
I canβt remember the name of the mascot, but I remember the ads. He was either a dingo or a kangaroo and he held a boomerang in front of a hospital room where Definitely Not Mario, Sonic and Crash Bandicoot in full body casts and traction.
I remember seeing this add as a full page spread in Game Informer for multiple months and I STILL couldnβt tell you the title.
Funnily enough, the reason you probably can't find any evidence of this character ever existing is because both of your guesses as to his species are wrong β he's allegedly a tasmanian tiger.
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Tears
save: floppy disk -> up your ass
Do not the floppy disk up your ass!
its me boy I'm the floppy disk talking to you inside your brain listen to me boy put me up your ass

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"hurts because i need to move more" and "hurts because i need to not move it at all" should really be different sensations. i should be able to troubleshoot my own body without just picking one and seeing if that makes it worse.
Where's the system update for this, please.
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in defense of the panera founder who said this. he was trying to say the idea that employers are motivated by this. is dumb as shit.
the thing is people often talk about how minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character since jesus christ but never does anyone discuss how theyβre perhaps the most misgendered character ever
steve (alongside all the other default skins, for that matter) are referred to with they/them and with gender-neutral language by the developers!
i think the most interesting part is that steve (and the others, mostly alex) are constantly misgendered by not just fans, but official minecraft content itself. merch, social media posts, etc will often refer to steve with he/him, and alex with she/her, although sometimes they seem to omit pronouns entirely. the developers, though, have seen them as genderless since basically the beginning
before notch became who he is today, he posted about gender in minecraft, ending it with:
and in an interview with lydia williams, she talks about how she was corrected on steveβs gender (presumably by her coworkers at the time):
and again, in the latest skin-related video, both steve and sunny are referred to solely with they/them. the developers seem pretty set and comfortable with the genderless nature of the player characters, which makes it really confusing as to why the rest of the branding ignores that fact entirely
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>microsoft
sometimes it's OK to skip a song you like when u don't feel like it at that moment. u r not hurting its feelings
Miss Piggy's Guide to Life Photos
I realized looking at these that I absolutely still relate to her as a person, not a puppet, and that is magical.
In looking at these photos, I'm reminded that people routinely forget that Miss Piggy is not a real person when they interact with the puppet.

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