blame my lack of knowin better on public education

I would like everyone to know that vulture vomit is very stinky. It smells of rotting flesh and they use it to drive away predators

Direct action

Apparently vultures are protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act, so there is nothing ICE can do about this except politely try to shoo the birds away.

Perhaps this is why they're trying to change that act

Those birds are anarchists

Good for them!

queued october 7th 2012

Full offense but if you're so wrapped up in sarcasm or committed to doing a "bit" that you can't bring yourself to be serious for the sake of a confused or upset autistic person (or anyone else who struggles with non-literal language), then you're a grade-A asshole.

oh for fuck’s sake

while you were hitting the juul, going to college, having casual sex, driving your car, and eating takeout food, i died horribly under mysterious circumstances in a national park. and my body was never found again

I’m not psychic but the spores incubating in my frontal lobe definitely are

what I REALLY don’t like is this post was made in 2017

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls

Lower the driving age to 12 just for fun

YEAR OF THE RAT

my fav thing abt tumblr is when an 18 yr old & 17 yr old are fighting & all the 17 yr olds friends are like “stop harassing a minor!!!!!!”

I mean, one is a child and the other is a grown us adult, so idk what op is trying to say

I too remember the day when I woke up, no longer a swaddled and innocent 17 year old babe, but a grizzled and aged 18 year old with an ex wife, 3 children and a mortgage.

what happened to the 4-8 year olds?

i love how whenever something gets popular the underground tormented avant garde bloggers start becoming self conscious of liking it/finding it funny, and it eventually evolves into aggression towards it. doesnt matter what it is. unrelated but i saw someone call isopods cringe today

can’t connect w my mutuals anymore… kpop this kpop that… can’t we all just listen to gregorian chant again :(