magic is love and anger and sadness

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

Goes to show how little I know

The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized

Net zero info ass post

We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything

Stop

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

when tiger met dragon

crouching harry hidden sally

average fetish after re-education:

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

nobody makes spamton say hyperlink blocked in fanart anymore now they only make him say tenna im pregnant and it’s yours

cmon man, think like a , think like a chuuud, act like a woke *trying to corral a medium sized brown mammal into the corner*

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings