magic is love and anger and sadness

Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy today for being asexual, following a papal ruling that "vows of chastity don't count without temptation." The Pope later commented "You gotta have that dog in you"

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

dude your ingroup signifier just fucking bit me

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

interesting how leadership can sometimes be unintentional yet influential.

save it for linkedin brother

i cant stop saying "im gonna smile" lately its really funny to me. cause saying it that way makes it sound like a threat or something. like fuck if you dont watch out im seriously gonna Smile . im seriously gonna fucking Grin myself

we're saying hi if you want in on this

forget everything you thought you knew about inchworms

now continue with your life

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

i think even if someone lives there right now they should let you go into your childhood home like once a year just to check it out

snowstorm that makes you old

baby its old outside

i really cant age

baby its old outside

you know why blood is red? my favorite color. all my decision