I wanna be your safe place

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what's up with all the suffering everything and everyone goes through. has anyone figure it out

Someone will say "as a queer person in the heart of empire, my life is in danger every day" and you'll find out they're a developer for Amazon and live in San Francisco or Seattle or some shit, and then you'll meet a trans girl from Alva, OK who's like "Yeah, things are pretty good. AutoZone moved me to full-time."

Donald Trump desperately trying to initiate the Red Scare 2 but no one giving a fuck is hilarious to me. The GOP has already villainized and fearmongered about immigrants, transgender people, DEI hires, ANTIFA, etc. and introducing a new supervillain hiding amongst us just isn’t working. I wish there was a communism WAS the greatest threat to America.

During yesterday’s speech he said something to the tune of “The communists want to seize your house and give it to your neighbor.” which shows how out of touch he is, how advanced his dementia is and how the Red Scare tactics of the 1950s are not applicable to the 2020s because no one owns their house anymore and most of us would prefer our house being owned by our neighbor instead of our landlord.

The Red Scare tactics of the 1950s are sooooooooo outdated in today’s world. Saying shit like “Under communism, the government will assign you a job and you will not get to pick!” would make 85% of my generation be like “That sounds awesome, I’m so sick of AI job interviews, just got rejected for the job I applied for shoveling elephant shit at the zoo.”

if i was in charge of voyager i would've had janeway keep the lizard babies in a terrarium in her ready room for the rest of the series and only acknowledge them once when some bad guy of the week makes a snide remark about her "cute pets" and she deadpan replies "those are my children" leaving the bad guy to wonder about the strange biology of humans

#p l e a s e#st voyager#and occasionally she can also be shown feeding them while she's talking to someone in her ready room#like Chakotay just in the background talking about plot while she drops food to the lizards in the foreground#the lizards are never discussed however via @romanimp

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

#sighs deeply#reblogs#hellsite (lore edition) via @racethewind10

Microsoft windows is always like oh yeah, we closed all your programs and restarted your computer while you were asleep. but don't fret ☝️we installed some spyware as a gift 😃