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the average red state is closer to Sharia Law than Zohran’s NYC

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sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

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The Masc of Amontillado

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I honestly expected to see "What trying to tell a man anything is like" under the image and then "The Masc of Amontillado" took me out at the knees.

Had a strange affirming dream last night

I was at the shelter where I volunteer in the clinic. I was walking into the or getting ready to sterily open the supplies one of our vets needed

But instead of our vet standing there it was Steve Irwin

He extended his hand to me and he said "you are exactly where you need to be"

And that is the closest I will ever get to a message from God

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this is still one of my favorite explanations for gender

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This image manifested so clearly in my mind I had to recreate it

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[image 1: a tweet by KatysCartoons, whose profile picture is a stick figure whose head is colored in with the trans pride flag. the tweet reads, "Atoms are binary. They are either intended to be hydrogen or helium. We can't just scrap this worldview just because of a handful of exceptions". embedded in the tweet is a pie chart entitled "Types of atom in the universe": seventy-four percent hydrogen, twenty-five percent helium, and, in tiny font, one percent other.]

[image 2: the periodic table of the elements, except that hydrogen and helium are in their own box labeled "Real elements", and elements 3 (lithium) through 118 (oganesson) are labeled "Mental illness".]

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incidentally this periodic table must've been drawn in the past nine years, since it doesn't deadname oganesson

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he still did 9/11 no one can take that from him ❤️

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There's a continuous battle being fought at the animal shelter I volunteer at between the medical staff and the non-medical staff over whether or not we are allowed to name animals after their unfortunate medical conditions

The clinic staff is very pro naming animals after their medical conditions. For example, we named a cat who fell asleep in a car engine and got really badly burned Singe (Singe is fine and eventually went back to his original family once they realized we had him, so it's okay to laugh at him)

The Non-medical staff tried to rename him Dale

But that's no fun. So we've got to be sneaky.

For example, we named a cat who came in with a collar that was too tight and was choking him Ichabod because it's related to the headless horseman

We had a kitten come in with a horribly infected tail that had to be amputated. It even had maggots in it so we named her Margot because it's one letter off from maggot

We also had two nearly identical cats come in with identical wounds on their face but on the opposite sides. So we named one of them Oscar and the other one Racso. Unfortunately, Racso did turn out to be the evil twin

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Working in vetmed really skews your idea of what is and isn't safe for work

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A brief list of some things I have said in the past couple of weeks

" why does his dick look like that??" Answer bad genetics

"Oh my God his balls are filthy"

" she's starting the new year off. Getting an abortion good for her!"

" trust me buddy, you don't want to keep your testicles they just make bad decisions"

" let me look at your butt" I was sexing kittens

" is is this a boy friend or girl friend?" Gently feels belly of the dog I'm holding "a boy friend!"

" stop screaming. Stop screaming. I will let you see your brother boyfriend if you stop screaming"

" it's going to be a sock or panties. It's always a sock or panties" about what a dog ate

And also we had to rename a cat because it came in with the name Diddle

shrimp-gender

Working in vetmed really skews your idea of what is and isn't safe for work

shrimp-gender

A brief list of some things I have said in the past couple of weeks

" why does his dick look like that??" Answer bad genetics

"Oh my God his balls are filthy"

" she's starting the new year off. Getting an abortion good for her!"

" trust me buddy, you don't want to keep your testicles they just make bad decisions"

" let me look at your butt" I was sexing kittens

" is is this a boy friend or girl friend?" Gently feels belly of the dog I'm holding "a boy friend!"

" stop screaming. Stop screaming. I will let you see your brother boyfriend if you stop screaming"

" it's going to be a sock or panties. It's always a sock or panties" about what a dog ate

And also we had to rename a cat because it came in with the name Diddle

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"it's ok he can vomit if he wants to." -one of our vets

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Murphy (cat): * hisses at me*

Me (human): *hisses louder to establish dominance*

McCoy (cat), internally: what the fuck

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How convenient it is to attach small, useful objects to your clothes at waist level

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anyone who uses the r slur at this point needs to just be recognized as a hateful bigot and we cant be quiet about it anymore. genuinely. get mad at people for this. point it out and be annoying about it. no you cant reclaim it you just want an excuse to be bigoted

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If the apocalypse happened, how long would you give it (to potentially get better) before you killed yourself?

I'm immediately killing myself

I'll give it a couple months (> six)

Within a year

1 to 3 years

3+ years

Never! I'm going to fight till the end

Voting ended onJul 9

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