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"After they overheard that ICE was at the courthouse to arrest someone, they improperly accessed court databases to determine who was not born in the United States," a DOJ detention filing says. "They then snuck every suspected illegal alien who was at the courthouse out a back door, where ICE, who was waiting in the parking lot for their target to leave the building, could not see them."

it is for us the living

While I received with much satisfaction your address replete with expressions of esteem, I rejoice in the opportunity of assuring you that I shall always retain grateful remembrance of the cordial welcome I experienced on my visit to Newport from all classes of citizens.

The reflection on the days of difficulty and danger which are past is rendered the more sweet from a consciousness that they are succeeded by days of uncommon prosperity and security.

If we have wisdom to make the best use of the advantages with which we are now favored, we cannot fail, under the just administration of a good government, to become a great and happy people.

The citizens of the United States of America have a right to applaud themselves for having given to mankind examples of an enlarged and liberal policy—a policy worthy of imitation. All possess alike liberty of conscience and immunities of citizenship.

It is now no more that toleration is spoken of as if it were the indulgence of one class of people that another enjoyed the exercise of their inherent natural rights, for, happily, the Government of the United States, which gives to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance, requires only that they who live under its protection should demean themselves as good citizens in giving it on all occasions their effectual support.

It would be inconsistent with the frankness of my character not to avow that I am pleased with your favorable opinion of my administration and fervent wishes for my felicity.

May the children of the stock of Abraham who dwell in this land continue to merit and enjoy the good will of the other inhabitants—while everyone shall sit in safety under his own vine and fig tree and there shall be none to make him afraid.

May the father of all mercies scatter light, and not darkness, upon our paths, and make us all in our several vocations useful here, and in His own due time and way everlastingly happy.

1. Big drink

2. Air conditioning

5. National parks 🏞️

6. Halloween 🎃

7. Broadway 🎭 (thanks, Jewish Americans!)

8. Buffalo 🦬 (thanks, Native Americans, and I’m so sorry for what we did to them and you!)

9. Bald Eagle 🦅

10. Jeans 👖

11. I know the Walt Disney Company is no angel, but I really do love that we have the world’s best theme parks. 🐭🏰

12. PUBLIC LIBRARIES. YOU WILL NEVER CONVINCE ME THAT THE USA IS WITHOUT ITS MERITS AS LONG AS WE HAVE PUBLIC LIBRARIES. 📚

13. Comic books and superheroes (thanks, Jewish Americans!) 🦸🏻‍♀️

14. Jazz music, blues music, rock ‘n roll, rap, and hip hop (thanks, Black Americans!) 🎶🎼🎵

15. Birthright citizenship 🗽

16. The Americans with Disabilities Act ♿️ (thanks, disabled Americans!)

17. Animation and cartoons (shoutout to Mel Blanc, another Jewish American who gave us all the Looney Tunes voices) 📺

18. The Muppets 🐸🐷

19. No official language 🌎🗣️

20. Mac and cheese 😋

21. Our Mexican cuisine (thanks, Latino Americans!). I know it’s probably not what you’d get in South/Central America, but if you’ve ever tried to get a taco outside the Americas, you know what I mean. 🌮

22. State and county fairs 🎡

23. Despite its shitty origins…Thanksgiving. It’s a holiday about sharing a meal with your family and being thankful for what you have. It’s nice to have a holiday that isn’t about buying stuff. 🦃🍗

24. Juneteenth and MLK Day (thanks, Black Americans, though I fully acknowledge that if we lived in a just world, those holidays would not have been necessary) ✊🏾

25. Labor Day and the labor movement. ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

26. USAID 💔

27. PBS 📺 We have AMAZING public media and I am forever grateful for it.

28. Movie theaters 🍿🎥🎬🎞️

29. Our universities and the fact that not only are women allowed to attend them, they’re actually becoming more educated than men. 🎓

30. No school uniforms 😎