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Idk how engineers so enthusiastically, and don’t get me wrong, say “holy shite lad, I designed and built what you’re gonna be working on before you were even a thought in your parents’ heads” makes me wanna catch a charge every time I hear something like that

I am starting to realize that aside from my gf i am extremely lonely

I don’t understand why I always pick the least fulfilling jobs imaginable

There is absolutely no reason for it to take 3 days for a check to clear

I think we could deal with a few less “creators” online

Despite all of my off the bat DQs, asthma, anaphylaxis, etc. I think it would be preeeety fucking easy to go enlisted any branch you want. Not joking, I genuinely think you could show up for your ASVAB completely blacked out and get at least a 90

Genuinely losing my mind on Nextdoor right now

Maybe if you didn’t give hamsters heart attack wheels they might live a little longer

The funniest thing about AI is I could probably make $3,000 a month putting up a barely real website covering current events based off of other people’s coverage. That’s basically what everyone does with AP anyway, why not? Just get a little SEO going and I could quit my job