What are birds?

I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

I am deleting this app off my phone

Collecting books is great until you have to move all of them at once and realize that every one of the little bastards weighs about as much as a brick and collectively have the mass of a neutron star

updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?

whenever i get worried about being judged i just gotta remind myself that most people genuinely just arent mean. some people really do suck but i think 98% of the human population is a lot kinder than your anxiety would let you believe

it's easy to lose sight of when youre online but all the dickheads are just pushed forward by algorithms. theyre an exception that are being way overrepresented. most people have sense and logic and are kind and normal and well adjusted in the real world

I love tumblr tags so much. Like okay here’s the main post and here’s my little secret thoughts and addendums for the besties

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling