Trupie's Cafe

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

baseball players in the 20s were all named shit like Dipsy Doodle and Crunch Johnson

#they named them like cats in a shelter

i don't care about monday's goals, tuesday wednesday dig some holes, thursday clean my mandibles, it's friday i'm a bug

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)