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you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

women in stem. women in root. women in leaf.

Alan Turing and Ada of Lovelace did not invent computer science for the girls and the gays to claim they can't do math

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

kind of crazy no one has drawn the time traveler and the medieval peasant staring at the night sky with their bag of doritos

in 2014 there would have been shipping fanart

I have three beverages advising me at all times

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich