thus my tale of woe continues

? that’s not the picture i pasted but ok

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, show me penis, cock and ball

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

wait a second that's the fucker from decrease the increase

no official casting on Ilya's therapist cause i know they're trying to make scheduling work with miss katya zamolodchikova, the only right choice for that role

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

Guy who's learning about "reading things" for the first time.

This will be the new tumblr

think you the shiv bitch you not even the tom

Hence the not-uncommon adage that the washing machine did even more for women's liberation than the birth control pill