thus my tale of woe continues

wait a second that's the fucker from decrease the increase

no official casting on Ilya's therapist cause i know they're trying to make scheduling work with miss katya zamolodchikova, the only right choice for that role

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

Guy who's learning about "reading things" for the first time.

This will be the new tumblr

think you the shiv bitch you not even the tom

Hence the not-uncommon adage that the washing machine did even more for women's liberation than the birth control pill

Love the bot summoning incantation

previously unseen genders in human history

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it