thus my tale of woe continues

Hi my name is Shane Dirr’ty Fuckin Dangles Boys Hollander and I have silky fucking mitts (that’s how I got my name) and short spiky black hair that I bleached once for juniors and a lot of people tell me I play like Sidney Crosby (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Scott Hunter but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a hockey player but my teeth are still real. I have freckles on my face. I’m also in the NHL and I play for a team called the Voyageurs in Montreal where I’m the captain (I’m 24). I’m a forward (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly hockey gear. I love CCM and I buy all my gear from there. For example today I was wearing my Voyageurs jersey with the blue and white stripes and the matching hockey pants, black pads, blue socks and black skates. Underneath I was wearing black compression gear, a jockstrap and a helmet with a visor on top. I was skating in the arena. The Zamboni had just gone through so the ice was fresh, which I was very happy about. A lot of Raiders stared at me. I pulled a sick fucking deke on them.

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

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