thus my tale of woe continues

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

I hate this site so much.

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

imagine being called a bottom twink by the kid who moaned when you telekinesis-ed him to his knees in the 70s. armand should be worse

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, it was a good 20 minutes conversation, he tells me Mindhunter Season 3 is in the works and it’s going to be great.