mwah

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

split this atom with me. i can't eat the whole thing

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc